1. To creep on or stalk someone of the opposite sexes facebook page.
2. To refresh a close friend's page over and over just in case something changed on their profile in the past 10 seconds.
2. To refresh a close friend's page over and over just in case something changed on their profile in the past 10 seconds.
Guy comment: Hey yo girl!
Girl comment: That's the fifth comment today! Stop creeping on my profile!
Guy rebuttal: I'm not creeping, I'm just trying to investigate!
Girl comment: That's the fifth comment today! Stop creeping on my profile!
Guy rebuttal: I'm not creeping, I'm just trying to investigate!
by Ozzie69 October 30, 2010
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A car salesmen walks by another salesman's office to evesdrop and find out if the other salesman's customer is going to buy the car. If they buy you can hate on him. If they walk out without buying it makes you happy that he failed. "Hold on Jim has a customer. Let me go investihate."
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To invertimagate; a typo for Investigate
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time to invertimagate
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investigate
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XD invertimagate?!
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by Luke January 31, 2005
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A process in which one observes, measures, fact-checks and sleuths for the right answer, specifically in the Criminal Justice arena.
A process in which one observes, measures, fact-checks and sleuths for the right answer, specifically in the Criminal Justice arena.
Through my investigatorial findings, it is clear that the blood did not belong to Jennie
I found, investigatorally, that the crime committed was indeed committed by none other then the Masked Mutant
I found, investigatorally, that the crime committed was indeed committed by none other then the Masked Mutant
by dateofbirth October 16, 2012
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Seth: Uhh.... Investigative Journalism.
John: Christ, what was it this time?
Seth: Uhh.... Investigative Journalism.
John: Christ, what was it this time?
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Self-gratification. The act of "playing" with your genitals, for sexual excitement/pleasure; usually to orgasm.
Self-gratification. The act of "playing" with your genitals, for sexual excitement/pleasure; usually to orgasm.
I walked into the room and there he/she was, naked and sprawled across the bed investigating his/her crime scene.
by ScottyBAus March 11, 2008
Get the investigating his/her crime scene mug.A form of journalism where in some countries the journalist returns in a box. As the writer of Cabbie Homicide with a blog entry shared a link about those who are whistle blowers as they speak out against corruption. This form has a much darker side, as these journalists have to have the stones to get in the heads of convicted killers, rapists, infant-rapers, and face down cults. There's no funeral plan for investigative as their severance pay is often paying for a coffin and their proper funeral in certain countries.
The Cabbie Homicide combined macabre elements of Gothic Horror, strong language of Gonzo Journalism and the dialog driven narrative then drew from the Glenbard East newspaper that covered the subjects upon a month before he graduated. He later found the articles covered by Chicago Tribune's Art Barnum which he was reporting on the subject for a good part of a year. Tampa Bay Times had a report on L. Ron Hubbard's brood as they addressed mental illness on a local level. It was noted he did this entirely from memory though some accused him of being a fabulist until he said the subject was in his 7th grade homeroom at Marquardt. August Derleth introduced a fictional investigative named Tex Harrigan in the 1950s as the comic strips had Brenda Starr as the comic was featured in The Chicago Tribune.
The Cabbie Homicide combined macabre elements of Gothic Horror, strong language of Gonzo Journalism and the dialog driven narrative then drew from the Glenbard East newspaper that covered the subjects upon a month before he graduated. He later found the articles covered by Chicago Tribune's Art Barnum which he was reporting on the subject for a good part of a year. Tampa Bay Times had a report on L. Ron Hubbard's brood as they addressed mental illness on a local level. It was noted he did this entirely from memory though some accused him of being a fabulist until he said the subject was in his 7th grade homeroom at Marquardt. August Derleth introduced a fictional investigative named Tex Harrigan in the 1950s as the comic strips had Brenda Starr as the comic was featured in The Chicago Tribune.
Investigative journalism within the realms of wordpress bloggers is a way to fight back with those who are fanfiction writers who guise themselves as journalists and cite their sources as Encyclopedia Dramatiaca and Fandom Wank. The Cabbie Homicide writer points out to those who write in the fandom of Early Edition that the original writer employs techniques of narrative journalism into the framework of the fictionalized Chicago Sun-Times.
by illinoishorrorman January 17, 2018
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