Internettually Challenged

Someone who lives in an area that gets shitty download speeds, frequent internet dropouts or otherwise crap internet access.

Chris is a little bit country... He wishes he could raid but his network keeps dropping out in the middle of tanking Hogger runs. He has the heart but well... He's just a little bit Internettually Challenged

by Lord_Shadow October 23, 2012

internett cancer

internett cancer is when you for an example watch something so bad u feel u get cancer

damn i saw a video of mattybraps he sings so bad it gave me internett cancer

by PsychoZ February 8, 2017

interneternity

A period of time spanning from the second something is posted online, until the complete and total annihilation of the entire universe. Maybe longer.

Did you really post that pic of your ass boil? You might as well embrace celibacy.

Nah, it’s just for interneternity. I may still get laid a few thousand lives from now.

by The Jackel 2003 June 28, 2019

superfluous internetting

To use the Internet for no real purpose other than personal entertainment

Person 1 : "Where's Dave?"
Person 2 : "He's been upstairs superfluous internetting for like 2 hours now - lets try and guess what stupid and pointless facts he's learnt"

by Tedsville May 2, 2010

internetten-worldo

Interaction purely in electronic format, devoid of all real human contact, but yet somehow fulfilling. It is a variant of bizarro-worldo yet not quite the same, because it is different.

We met on internetten-worldo, but I'm trying to get her to go all the way!

by Jeoloro-thru February 28, 2003

internentertainment

A good way to keep your interns occupied.

Senator: "The interns are fucking bored."
Chief of Staff: "Some internentertainment ought to shut up those whiny bitches."
Senator: "Now, I think I dropped a cheese-doodle in the cuff of my pants. Would you get it for me?"

by modustype224 June 18, 2009

not interested

Had no interest

Kirsty is not interested in the party and is happy to lie back and let everyone else do the work

by catxx August 28, 2016