Internalized misandry

1.) the male counterpart to internalized misogyny; usually done by "nice guys" or leftist men who aim to raise their appeal with leftist women, in hopes of laying with them in the future;

2.) to belittle, shame, or hate men while being a man yourself.

"All men are trash except for me because I do this and that"
"Wow, what a long way to say you have internalized misandry"

by TheLegendaryChronos March 15, 2021

Internal Loss Prevention

Internal Loss Prevention is a euphemism or a 'dressing up' of the very unpopular and much maligned security guard role.

Meat: I'm in Internal Loss Prevention.
Paco: Securiteeeeee! Hahahaha
Ravi: I'm buying your ass a detective kit for your birthday!
Meat: Remember a little thing called Rome?

by ArsenalArmada February 4, 2008

Internal jukebox

Songs that have been going around in your head all day.

There have been some great songs playing in my internal jukebox today!

by getemup January 12, 2012

interlol

A combination of the words 'Interpol' and 'lol'.

An term used to describe the international or internet police which may be tracking conversations and / or illegal activity.

We shoudln't be sharing those kinds of files otherwise interlol will be after us.

by the lollmaster August 22, 2008

internal colonel

An army colonel who has strong desires for his young male cadets who satifys his urges with night time bum raids.

That bloke is a real INTERNAL COLONEL!

by castrated weasel November 12, 2008

Internal Massage

A casual way of suggesting sex.

Guy: Yea baby, tonight i will come over and give you a full body massage.

Girl: Oooooh I love massages. What kind will you give?

Guy: A Full-Body and an Internal Massage

by Mr. White April 7, 2004

Internal Portmanteau

Causing a word to become shorter by joining the ends at a common letter. Can be done more than once in long words, or phrases.

IP = Internal Portmanteau

Examples of Internal Portmanteau:

Television --> Tevion (2 IP's) (pronounced "teh-vyun")

Mathematician --> Matician (1 IP) (pronounced "ma-tish-un")

Fabulous! --> Fabus! (1 IP) (pronounced "fab-ous")

by JWBPhayz June 4, 2009