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pre-internet

Before the internet.

When people still spoke to each other in person, and weren't as socially awkward and scared of confrontation.
And people were less self-aggrandizing and focused on living a faux life online.
Back when 'politically correct' wasn't as rampant.
THEN (Pre-Internet):

In person:
"Hey Sally, let's go on a date!"
"Sure thing Mark!"

NOW (Post-Internet):

On a computer:
"Unnghhffff huhhhh....(LIKE)"
"Hey there, thanks for the like! Please follow me and comment on how much you like the breakfast I had every day, and exclaim how intelligent and attractive I am - or claim to be online!" "And don't ever have a different opinion than me on anything, otherwise I will mute/block you, and I may fall into depression because I have no coping mechanism!"
"...."

Ex: No 'Kip Drordys' before the internet.
by John Nostalgia July 11, 2014
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Internet Band-Aid

When someone on the internet whines about their life just so they can get a shitload of people to put an emotional "band-aid" on said user by feeling sorry for him/her. These are the same type of people that censor their YouTube comment section or complain about trivial shit like "cyber bullying". Most commonly seen on Facebook where bitches are always talking about how "broken" they are.
Half of all female Facebook users utilize internet band-aids.
by thisplacesucksass March 16, 2014
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Internet arrogance

The kind of arrogance that stems from the feeling of having seen everything on the internet, so that nothing is new or cool anymore. A symptom is the constant use of the word "old".
"Have you heard about *insert news from 2 seconds ago*?"
"Old"
"Classic case of internet arrogance"
by Spidi April 18, 2010
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discovery intermediate

A medium sized school ran by a broke ass principal, a whale, and a tomato. Has a woman with a moustache that looks like a pug, and an almond. Fights everyday, ghetto as fuck, there a fat bitch named cici and all she fights is weak peope.
Isn’t Discovery Intermediate that ghetto ass school in Point?
by yallitsme26727288 January 29, 2018
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Internet Fairies

The magical powers that define when and if your internet will work for no logical reason. They are occasionally wooed by begging and/or excessive force to computer equipment (although the latter can also upset them beyond reconciliation).
I spent three hours trying to connect to Comcast and then suddenly the Internet Fairies smiled upon me.
by HCGATOR07 May 7, 2011
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Rule 34 of the internet

Originally circulated on 4chan by members of Anonymous, in which the rule was formulated as "if it exists, there is porn of it". (Thanks Google!)
Of course there's porn of FNAF, as said in Rule 34 of the internet!
by Topper13009 May 2, 2016
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Internet Explorer

I used Internet Explorer to download Firefox. One of the only uses of this crappy browser.
by SAlpsu December 16, 2004
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