instructionese

The language of instructions that are so complicated that they might as well be written in a foreign language.

Betty: Did you figure out how to put the shelves together?

Sam: No, I think the manual was written in instructionese.

by jabetcha January 1, 2012

Airplane instruction videos from the 80's

The best Anime of all time.

Dude 1: Hey dude can you recommend any good Anime shows?

Dude 2: Airplane instruction videos from the 80's. The ending destroyed my soul.

by Internet meme professor December 20, 2016

Vibe Instructor

Someone who brings the life to the party and never stops having fun even when others are down

"he is a vibe instructor"

by imrexysexy August 15, 2021

Articles of the dead Instructions

Organizations Of the Dead, Articles Of the Dead, Articles for the dead, Articles over the dead, Articles Of the Alive Mislabeling the dead Articles Of Life And Articles After the Death Plus Articles Of Demo and Population.

Quincy articles of the dead instructions have been published, the articles of living and alive have not been created, the dead is now recognized as Adults with responsibility’s not to be taken advantage of.

by Quincy The Beautiful June 14, 2019

Drill Instructor

Drill Instructor- The meanest sumbitcth you will ever meet. Only one branch in the US Armed Forces uses the term Drill Instructor and that is the Marine Corps they are your motivator and will do what ever the hell it takes to break you down and turn you into a lean mean killing machine. Never call a Drill Instructor "Drill Sergeant" or you will be signing your death warrant. They may be mean but apparently there the nicest guys after graduation. I wouldn't know since I am only a simple poolee who has actually reached PFC but hasn't gone to boot camp. Also kown as DI's and R. Lee Ermey.

That Drill Instructor made that one Recruit shit himself by doing PT because he wore his cover indoors.

This prison in Colorado offers teen offenders a second chance before big boy jail by indoctrinating them in a week long boot camp in which prison guards act like the Drill Instructors and change these wannabe thugs too fine young adults.

by RealDealMarinePoole February 18, 2011

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA BLUE TEXT OMG OMG OMG BLUE TEXT IM SO FUNNY LOL HAHA BLUE TEXT

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text

by bluetextman July 29, 2021

ass-wiping instructions

patronizing and/or obvious instructions

Humble Worker: "I just thought you'd want to know that docID # 1390882 in the database won't convert to PDF."

Jackass Supervisor: "Did you tag it as a conversion error?"

Humble Worker: "Um, yeah... I don't need ass-wiping instructions."

by Humble Worker March 10, 2011