Instagram

A social media App that can’t get their shit together and progressively gets worst over the years with updates that seem to not work at all and doesn’t help the main problem plus the app gets very normie over the years ruining meme accounts, business accounts and regular accounts by their bots detection and their bullshit guidelines that just ruin the whole app making it more shit when it’s already is.

Definition: instagram a social media app widely use globally.
Random dude: *post a lake and forest
Instagram: *see’s post and reports for violence and nudity

Random dude: *see post being reported and gets warning

Random dude: Instagram is fucking shit

*deletes app

by slayer_of_dank July 10, 2021

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instagram

a place where 14 year old white girls post "deep posts"

"when I open my eyes I can see" Post on instagram
14 year old girl "OMG so deeeeeeeep

by STEPBROIMSTUCK girl #thatsdeep April 15, 2021

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Instagram

A catfishing app, for young males to jerk off to ‘insta thots’. No one really know why it exist or why we all have it but we do.

Wow did you see that naked thot on Instagram?

by FreeMelly March 29, 2019

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Instagram

A whore hole of a social media. I mean Cardi-B is there. It's full of 9yr olds who are spastic and live stream 24/7. Most of the posts on there are by show off's and the 9yr olds have tin cans for phones.

Me:*Looks at instagram*
Friend:Why do you have that whore hole on your phone?
Me:oh im studying it

by imloney August 10, 2019

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Instagram

The app that will fill you mind with the dumbest things, cause the most drama, but will also save you're life in the best of ways.

Dude, have you seen what (random kid) posted on Instagram? It's amazing!

O.M.G! Have you seen what (another person's name) posted on Instagram? I can't believe it!

by cara.nicole November 14, 2018

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