Instabaked

When one becomes instantly high after inhaling a large amount of marijuana smoke.

Instantly Baked... "Instabaked!"

1-"That was a huge toke, dude!"
2-"Yeah. I'm fucking instabaked!"

by Juggernazi October 17, 2008

instafail

immediate fail within 0.01 seconds of trying

law class = instafail

by mynameisbender February 4, 2010

Graal Instagramer

A person who typically wants to expand theirselves in their game community. Using Instagram as a advantage to get their name out there, and to seek new friends. Graal Instagrammers usually build strong friendship with other fellow Graal Instagrammers with a network of people all together. They can share all the amazing experiences they have with their long distance friends in-game. It's a pretty great thing to have the ability to share this with other people.

Graal Instagramer: *juggles in Graal City*

Random Fan: OMGOMGOMGOMG I KNOW YOU!!!!! WILL YOU SIGN MY AUTOGRAPH?!!
Graal Instagramer: *shy smile* Sure thing!

by Lel_ook June 2, 2015

#InstaRaped

When your friend leaves their phone laying around and you download the instagram app on their phone and force them into using and participating in shenanigans on instagram.

I got really drunk and stoned on new years eve and when I looked at my phone when i woke up and realized I was #InstaRaped by my friends.

by jennifer hollywood January 1, 2013

instaham

An app where you take pictures of cured meats, preferably ham

Russel: "Check out that ham bro."
Alex: "I'm totally going to instaham that!"

by ClubCracker October 5, 2012

Instafag

1. An attractive, well pampered and dressed gay male that comes furnished with small group of faggles, a flat in the Castro (SF, CA) and one hag closely resembling Margaret Cho.

2. Package containing small child. Add water and get 19

Oh, look over there! He is a instafag.

by Ilovemargaretcho November 2, 2008

instabae

A girlfriend only on socia media

Yo jake did you get nudes from your instabae

by XxbaexX April 2, 2015