instrustion

Instrustions provided that are created out of fustrsion caused by repetition.

After cleaning is done see senior staff for further instrustion...

by SDH senior staff January 14, 2009

Instastalker

A person who likes, comments or follows a user of social media without having any real life connection to them or who you may actually dislike in the real world.

Chad to friend - "hey, I just liked John's photo on Instagram and we haven't spoken in months!"

Friend to Chad - "Damn, Chad, you're such an INSTASTALKER!!!"

by Uniquethinker87 November 5, 2014

instastalker

A friend who follows all of your friends, even if they don't know the person

That girl is an instastalker!

by definethis1 June 9, 2014

Instablast

v. to feel an immediate and mutual suspicion or dislike for someone you have just met

I can tell by his smug face that we aren’t going to get along. He’s on instablast.

by seeyounextwednesday September 17, 2016

Instabestie

Someone who is almost every one of someone's Instagram pics. Like their bestie but is largely dipised by that person .An instabestie also taggs you and comments on every one of your pics.

Uuuh . My instabestie keeps texting and asking me if I want to hang out.

by A_Lou_Lou_25 September 13, 2016

Instabuse

Tagging a friend in an Instagram comment on a sponsored post or ad in order to become eligible to win a “valuable” prize.

Can you believe Jamie instabused us just so she could have a chance to win a year of facials? She is THE WORST.

by Grass Stains May 21, 2018

instabilts

Unstable stilts not to be consfused with the commercial-sounding "insta-builts"...whatever those are..

Ahhhhh I'm not walking on those... they're instabilts!

I saw this clown at the zoo yesterday, he fell so hard he musta been wearin instabilts.

by Lydiaaa June 13, 2008