Self Insert

Self Insert is a crazy electronic band that makes hyperactive music for hyperactive people. The band first got notoriety on TikTok and are getting broader recognition. They have many members but only two are confirmed on their website at this time:

1: Zakary Waxman
2: Sebastian Hedge

Person: Hey, did you hear Self Insert finally dropped their debut?
Me listening: Holy shit this is fucking crazy

by rolandge87 September 26, 2021

Better Insert The Cock Here

B.I.T.C.H - A phrase you say to or about a woman who's stuck up, full of herself, or just plain pissy and bitchy. Pick an orifice, any orifice and insert cock. She apparently needs it. It also refers to a woman who's so dumb as to serve no other purpose except as a receptacle for a man.

Cynthia: "You're such an asshole, Dan! Why do I even talk to you!? I could do so much better even on my worst day. Get lost, loser!"
Dan: "Better insert the cock here."

Caitlin Upton: "I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps... everywhere like such as..."
Me: "Beter Insert The Cock Here..."

by pleasureboy1 December 17, 2008

Tactical Insertion

Having sex with a girl wearing full camo.

Why are you dressed like Rambo?" "Tactical Insertion, bitch

by TallyNasty August 25, 2010

*insert name here*

*insert description, something along the lines of “god among men put on this planet to pleasure women” or “annoying gamer kid with a tiny dick”*

*insert girl name*- “Wow, that guy is such a/n *insert name here*, he must be packing 23 centimeters.”

*insert girl name*- “Jesus, that guy is such a fucking *insert name here*, all he does is talk about his stock portfolio and how great he is at Fortnite.

by El ritardo June 1, 2019

"Insert Persons Full Name" Special

When a person continually fucks up at the same thing in the same way so much so that the act of fucking it up becomes known as a Special. When a another person makes the same fuck up as the originator, that act can then be known as "Insert Originators Full Name" Special.
Insult to injury is added if originator is in same room when term is used on someone.

e.g of "Insert Persons Full Name" Special.

Alan & Dave driving to another town

Alan "Jimmy always get lost driving"

Dave "Now im fucking lost"

Alan "Yeah you done a Jimmy Smith Special"

Dave "Shit"

by Mr Aviva March 18, 2009

insert a seal team

The act of sitting down on a toilet to empty your bowels, simulating the insertion if the world's finest into the ocean.

Hold on, I need to insert a seal team

by Nacho71 January 19, 2017

[Insert text here]

the most annoying chump youll ever meet

hey Insert text here is kinda annoying dont ya think?

by coolkidxdlolimsuchacoolperson August 10, 2021