A mall that from the outside and inside looks just like a circus tent, and located in Crystal River, Florida. Inside there are a good number of elderly citizens and annoying rednecks. There are around 6 places to eat in the center of the mall, and the best thing to eat would be the pretzel bites from Magic Twists ice cream and pretzels. Wannabe punk kids go to Spencer's and the rest of the teenagers are normally found infront of the built in movie theatre. There are also no segways allowed.
Poor young people who don't have enough money to drive to the Ocala mall or boring teenagers with nothing to do hang out at the tent mall.
by zangnail July 29, 2008
by nimped_narcissist March 22, 2011
that piece of folded orange plastic that the cashier gives you that for some reason fucking amazing. fun to play while you wait for your order and then never give them back. collect them all!
by vortexwolf13 October 07, 2011
When you toke up under a blanket in your bed, or anywhere else you please so long as it is under your blanket.
by midnightoker1 January 29, 2009
When you're trying to sleep in a sleeping bag and another guy spoons you with a boner, then wakes you up by asking "can you feel that?"
by TheRealWhites January 16, 2012
A mild to moderate morning erection.
ie. waking up next to a grenade.
ie. after a night of doing cocaine off of strippers titties.
ie. when Viagra begins to wears off.
ie. waking up next to a grenade.
ie. after a night of doing cocaine off of strippers titties.
ie. when Viagra begins to wears off.
Niko: "Bro, you check out that girl I took home last night?"
Ivo: "Yea, my dude. I bet you woke up with a worm tent this morning, huh? Bitch was busted."
Kristen: "girl, I woke up tryin to hop up on that dick and do a full split but this hitta had a mutha fuckin worm tent."
Ana: "what a waste."
Ivo: "Yea, my dude. I bet you woke up with a worm tent this morning, huh? Bitch was busted."
Kristen: "girl, I woke up tryin to hop up on that dick and do a full split but this hitta had a mutha fuckin worm tent."
Ana: "what a waste."
by Rezettni February 06, 2014
Used to describe the look created when a man has an erction that shows by making a bulge in his pants.
by DJP August 23, 2003