Hampton Manor

A small puddle situated between East Greenbush, NY and Rentler. A large amount of crackhoes and their drunk kids have taken refuge in the piece of shiznit neighborhoods surrounding this disgusting cess pool. Empty cough sizzurp bottles line the streets and the deformed children pollute the East Greenbush Central School District with their A.D.D. and meth fueled antics.
"Hey man, you want to go fishing down in the Manor?" - Steve

"Hampton Manor? What are you on drugs? I don't want to get stabbed today." - Eric

"Dude, at least it's less scummy than Nassau." - Steve

"True dat, holmes." -Eric
by The Slizzurd December 02, 2010
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Hampton Bays

A beautiful, tiny town in the famous Hamptons of Long Island, part of the larger, more famous town of Southampton. Though it may be small it is the most populated of the Hamptons year round. It thrives in the summer when the usually small town blooms with tourists whom the locals call "cidiots".
It is not the richest of the Hamptons but it is still very nice
The beaches are exquisite and some of the local food, such as that at Slow Jack's is great.
There are many pizza places, nail/hair salons and chinese food places which the people who live there think is quite funny.
hamptons southampton ponquogue cidiots Slo Jack's hampton bays
by malloroid April 17, 2009
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Ben Hampton

One pronoun for depositing faecal matter in such grassy areas known as play parks. Preference in baskets.
This place of origin has had a Ben Hampton
by Ben Hampton September 28, 2016
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Brown Hampton

The act of masturbating while releasing fecal matter out of your anal cavity aka taking a poop
Mr. Maki taking his laptop into the bathroom and disappearing for a solid hour and when he came out and we asked him what he was doing in there he proceeded to say layin down a fat brown hampton
by Mark T. Maki November 07, 2010
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Hampton Boys

people who go there act smart but they are really just stupid. many boys interact with the LEH girls next door but never with the Hampton High boys and girls. many of the “rebels” go to the back of the school in the place called “the mound” and vape
person 1: damn do you see the boy joe with his girlfriend

person 2: yeah he goes to hampton boys
by user53528920-262792 January 26, 2020
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Hampton Park

People arn't scared to walk around in parachute pants and jackets, matching ones, might i add. Their bongs are attached to their heads and they don't go a day without harassing young girls at the Hampton Park Shops.
ey brudda, you got any spare change?
by JESSY & BRADDO January 03, 2005
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Hampton Beach

Hampton Beach is a small trashy beach on the coast of New Hampshire. Known for its boardwalk shops which supply ninja stars and drug paraphernalia to the 12 year old punks who roam O Street. The scenery includes: cigarettes, pregnant girls smoking cigs with their skinny shirtless boyfriends and one mile of 0 mph traffic. People who actually live in Hampton take the beach for what it really is; however, Massachusetts's residents think it is God's gift to the world.
Where do you live?

Hampton, Nh.

OMG i love hampton beach!
dude that's the shittiest beach on the seacoast.

I really need a new bong and wanna work on my tan.

Let's go to Hampton Beach!
by mypseudonymwastakenagain March 02, 2011
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