total disregard for friends, boyfriends/girlfriends or ex's for any stupid thing you said or did when under the influence of marijuana (such as random ass texts, phone calls, confessions facebook updates, etc.)
similar to drunken immunity, only you're blazed.
similar to drunken immunity, only you're blazed.
friend: "duude, wtf was up with last night's facebook updates about my mom's 'massive tits'?"
you: "i plead blazed immunity!!"
you: "i plead blazed immunity!!"
by annnamariie July 9, 2010
Get the blazed immunity mug.Often confused with "herd immunity" by people who don't want to get a vaccine even though they are able to get one. They believe that because most people around them get vaccines, they won't get it. Herd immunity works when the population that is able to receive vaccines gets them to protect people who are unable to get them(like infants), but it does not work if members of the population that is able to receive vaccines refuses them and tries to join the same class as babies and those with allergies.
Man 1: "Aren't you going to get the polio vaccine?"
Man 2: "Nah, I'll be protected by herd immunity"
-Later-
Man 2: *crippled by polio*
Man 1: Turd immunity doesn't protect against shit.
Man 2: "Nah, I'll be protected by herd immunity"
-Later-
Man 2: *crippled by polio*
Man 1: Turd immunity doesn't protect against shit.
by MissLadyGrim December 16, 2015
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On December 19th, if you literally just exist, it grants full immunity to Fur-Day. This is so the people who do not wish to partake in the furry "fandom" wish to commit suicide and bring the global intelligence level down dramatically.
Bob: Dude tomorrows Fur-Day!
Steve: Don't worry, its Fur-Day immunity-Day, we got nothing to worry about
Bob: Oh thank fuck
Steve: Don't worry, its Fur-Day immunity-Day, we got nothing to worry about
Bob: Oh thank fuck
by simply helpful December 15, 2020
Get the Fur-Day immunity-Day mug.You know that development with the big houses behind the mall in exton, its practically an immunity.
by markexton December 22, 2008
Get the Immunity mug.The egotistical and potentially mistaken belief that one is so healthy that they a) would have no issues with the Covid infection and take very little or no precautions not to get it or b) believe they probably have had a case already and it was mild since they are so healthy and are now immune and may seek an antibody test to confirm or c) they announce their wish to get infected just to get it over with and again are overconfident with their current state of health.
by Mike S M June 17, 2020
Get the Immunity Bravado mug.When a person gets a virus their body builds up antibodies which fight off and kill the virus. The person then has natural immunity.
Its still unclear why the CDC and WHO is refusing to recognizing people who have natural immunity to the covid 19 virus. They still want people with natural immunity to get the death jab. History will show the blunders made during this pandemic.
by jimmybomm January 18, 2022
Get the natural immunity mug.The status attained by those who are either permanently or temporarily crippled. Since they are going through a terrible period of their lives, they deserve fringe benefits in their daily lives.
A takeoff on the phrase 'diplomatic immunity'. "Criplomatic immunity" could also be used to describe emissaries of the Crips sent to discuss matters with another gang.
A takeoff on the phrase 'diplomatic immunity'. "Criplomatic immunity" could also be used to describe emissaries of the Crips sent to discuss matters with another gang.
by socialist March 28, 2005
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