a store.
a furnature store.
a swedish furnature store.
-most things are cheap!
-the hot dogs are 50 cents.
-ice cream is good
-a lot of attractive people
2 bad things about the store:
-everything comes in 3 colors: blue, yellow and green. (sometimes red.)
-you have to put it all together (which can take from 2 minutes to 3 years)
a furnature store.
a swedish furnature store.
-most things are cheap!
-the hot dogs are 50 cents.
-ice cream is good
-a lot of attractive people
2 bad things about the store:
-everything comes in 3 colors: blue, yellow and green. (sometimes red.)
-you have to put it all together (which can take from 2 minutes to 3 years)
"I am so bored."
"Let's go to IKEA and hang out"
"OK, but I only have 1 dollar"
"that will buy you two hot dogs"
"ok, let's go"
"Let's go to IKEA and hang out"
"OK, but I only have 1 dollar"
"that will buy you two hot dogs"
"ok, let's go"
by dontdothattwice May 19, 2009
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Everything he touches turns to Ice... yet profoundly he warms your heart.
Ice Bat thinks you are cool and he wants to chill with you.
He wants to hang out with you...or just hang upside-down, if that's OK with you!
Ice Bat is there for you when you feel like you may be loosing your cool, or feeling like a fool.
Don't panic! Don't stress! Grab Ice Bat and put him to the test.
Icebat is one in thirteen characters from the Uglydolls collection.
Icebat is based off a bat, probably towards a Vampire Bat. An Icebat's body, pointy ears and small bat wings are a vibrant blue in colour, while its' large intimidating eyes and four dangerous teeth are white. It also has two small golf-club like feet.
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A condition caused by prolonged exposure to an IKEA store. Symptoms include irritability, tiredness, and a very strong urge to purchase an extremely large quantity of items. The only cure for this condition is to immediately proceed to the checkout stand, and leave the store as quickly as possible.
If you begin to feel irritated, or want to buy a very large amount of things, exit the store as soon as possible, as you may be suffering from IKEAnxiety.
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Unlike generic diarrhoea, Ikearrhoea (Ikearrhea in the US) is found only in food consumed in or originating from an IKEA facility.
Unlike generic diarrhoea, Ikearrhoea (Ikearrhea in the US) is found only in food consumed in or originating from an IKEA facility.
Michael; "Boss I can't come into work today, we went to IKEA at the weekend"
Boss; "Did you eat anything from there?"
Michael; "Yeah, and it seems I've got a serious bout of Ikearrhoea"
Boss; "Did you eat anything from there?"
Michael; "Yeah, and it seems I've got a serious bout of Ikearrhoea"
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