IKEA

A large furniture store that sells affordable Swedish crap.

John: One of the legs from that table I bought at IKEA broke today.
Juan: Meh, it cost only $15, and you got a year out of it.

by Jrayk December 11, 2008

ikea bitch

A girl that doesn't have her shit put together. Can't hold a job, pay bills or other basic grown up shit. Dirty ass car, apartment and usually on something.

That Ikea bitch is in such disarray she got evicted and her car was repossessed again.

by UpOnMySack May 11, 2018

ikeanize

to remodel with ikea products

My house is ikeanized.

by cyrisneo1 October 25, 2009

Ikea Yoga

The yogic qualities brought out when constructing Ikea furniture

"I spent 3 hours doing Ikea Yoga today. My chakras are engerized and I have 3 new bookcases."

by UnderTheViaduct July 9, 2012

IKEA that bitch

When you want to have a whole furniture store of "one night stands" with a gentleman or lady friend.

I don't just want to have a one night stand with Jim, I want to IKEA that bitch.

by cozytime April 20, 2016

Ikea furniture

Lego for grown-ups

Lego costs too much so I’m gonna build ikea furniture

by Lobzer July 5, 2019

ikea ass

The word (Ikea ass )is a slang term\\: But its mostly used as a ghetto way to tell someone that you are going to kill they ass .

1. EXAMPLE: Aye yo mf (ikea ass) !!!!
2. EXAMPLE: You can't live if (Ikea ass )!!!!

by Mr.flashlight January 3, 2020