iPod Touch

The newest AND most recently released iPod (As of 09/17/2007). iPod is taken to the next generation... of the current generation. Similar to an Apple iPhone, it has a touchscreen iPod (of its center of attention). Its other features included are maps, Safari (web browser), YouTube, and a few more. It's highly similar to the iPhone, but does not include PHONE-related features.

That iPod Touch is so cool! It's like I have an iPhone, but I can't talk to people with it! Just what I needed!

by DunKSme October 1, 2007

ipod bungee jump

when you drop your Ipod and instead of smashing on the ground it's caught by the headphone cord

"oh shit, i dropped my Ipod"
"oh wait it was just an Ipod bungee jump"

by GoldFishCrackers May 3, 2010

iPod stoned

When, after puffing on a beefy spliff, you totally zone out whilst listening to your iPod. In this state, you will not acknowledge the world around you or any people trying to communicate to you. It's awesome... :)

Ahmed - "Dude, I'm so high... what's up with Keiran?"

Mark - "Oh, he's iPod stoned. He's been dancing in cirlces and singing for 10 minutes"

Keiran - "La la la la la WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

by Dr. Bullitthead November 16, 2010

perfect ipod

a completely full ipod that, when put on shuffle, always comes up with a song that you like

finally i managed to get a perfect ipod! took a while deleting all that japanese grindcore though

by breadaman January 10, 2011

iPod Party

A group of people who listen to the same song one their own iPod at the same time and dance together. First seen on the IT Crowd (UK).

Douglas Reynholm: "I can't hear you, we're having an iPod Party!"

by Draxfear March 4, 2009

iPod Touch

(noun) a decent music player that usualy used for it internet pornagraphy capabilities among teenagers

Bill: "Hey dude, i got grounded for being caught watchin porn on my PC"
Bob: "that sux i just watch porn on my ipod touch and not get caught."
Bill: "fuck you"

by smokey-mcpot February 4, 2009

ipod with benefits

an iphone thats service has been turned off due to ones father hating them.

once the service is turned off, you now have whats called an iphone with benefits also known as an imposter"

it can also be used as an excuse for not giving a guy your number.

the benefits include: camera, digital voice recorder, the inability to use apps that require internet being that wifi gets shitty connection, the thickness of an iphone with the brain of an ipad nano (see ipad nano)

"hey babe, whats your number?"
"oh i dont have a phone"
"oh really whats that in your pocket? sure looks like an iphone to me"
"its actually an ipod with benefits"
"speaking of benefits-"
"please shut the hell up and go away."

by lamalamalana April 10, 2010