i'm going to ben 10 you 

"I'm going to ben 10 you" is a commonly used phrase, however its meaning is not what some think. To ben 10 someone means to turn into a monster and brutally ravage their backside(their buttcheeks).

"What did you just say? I'm going to ben 10 you for that"
"Dude did you just ben 10 that girl last night??"

i'm going to ben 10 you by lushpopcorn January 20, 2021

I'm going to get you blacklisted 

What a bunch of dumb ass military and military dependapotamuses say to businesses when you don't bend over and give them what they want when they are wrong.

Something that you hear a million times a day if you work in customer service around military people.

Upon moving out of your apartment, you get charged to clean it when you move out. (Because you didn't clean it) HOW DARE THEY! Don't they know that you're in the military???? So you march into their office and let them know that they are totally unprofessional, stupid and fat. And you tell them "I'm going to the Garrison and I'm toing to get you blacklisted"

You eat out at a restaurant and they don't offer a military discount. HOW DARE THEY! Don't they know that you're in the military????? So you refuse to pay your bill and instead yell at the busboy (who has absolutely NO say in their policy) "I'm going to get you blacklisted"

You come home from a deployment and purchase a $40,000 vehicle, even though you only make $22,000 per year. You don't make any but the first two payments and the repo man comes to pick up your ride. HOW DARE THEY! Don't they know that you're in the military????? So you threaten the tow truck driver with your Glock and tell him "I'm going to get you blacklisted"

I'm going to get you blacklisted by VIAGRAPEOPLEDIDIT October 2, 2013

I'm going to hit you and you're going to die 

Why does it need a definitionn.

If you need to know then it's when you're in a state of embarrassment and shame, and focus your chakras at your friends in an abusive manner

Red face Abusing friend

Gareth : Hey kiera *blah blah blah*

Kiera : *red face* Gareth I'm going to hit you and you're going to die!

I'm going to hit you and you're going to die by Dankiegar February 10, 2017

i’m going to kermit suicide 

When your playing vr chat and you want to touch his froggy ass.

I’m going to Kermit suicide (sad piano man plays)

i’m going to kermit suicide by dudperfect October 15, 2018

I'm going to jump your bones

Intercourse. Imma jump and top of you im gonna jump you down to the core, I'm gonna make your bones shake😏

I'm going to jump your bones when we get up stairs

I'm going to jump your bones by Your local optometrist April 1, 2023

I'm going to take my ball and go home! 

I want to be in control of the situation and if I can't then no one is going to be allowed to be happy about the outcome.

The expression comes from the playground where one kid, the one who owns the soccer ball or basket ball, doesn't get his way in the game. If he doesn't get his way then he gets mad and punishes those who are unwilling to accept his mandate. He does this by taking his ball and going home thus ending the game and any fun the participants were having.

The expression "I'm going to take my ball and go home" when directed at an individual is used to illustrate the individual's immaturity when that person can't get his way and no longer wants to be a participant in the game or a contributor to Coach Clappy's offense.

Suzie: "Jordy sounds like a little bitch who says: I'm going to take my ball and go home!

I'm going to take my ball and go home! by Derek Elston's beard... February 26, 2011

I'm going to kill yourself 

A variation of telling someone you're going to kill or murder them, commonly used in jokes or slangs among middle schoolers.

Dude if you don't stfu, I'm going to kill yourself!

I'm going to kill yourself by Cornell_Cornelius_Cornbob September 27, 2022