hypnotize

The fifth album by SOAD,(The best band ever, in my opinion) That is coming out on NOV 22 2005!

I can't wait till Hypnotize comes out!

by Nick Saltzman November 10, 2005

Hypocist

A hypocrite and a narcissist combined saying that someone is both a hypocrite and a narcissist

Adam is a hypocist he judges people and only cares for himself

by M-40 DrAcO May 16, 2023

hypnosis orgasm

the best kind of orgasm, its a bit like being on weed but not as strong (for me that is)

guy 1 = dude check this hypnosis orgasm video, you'll thank me for it

6 minutes later...

guy 2 = that was incredible!

by EEwisewolf April 7, 2008

poop hypnosis

when your mesmerized by the smell and sound of others pooping

lee had total poop hypnosis while visiting his friend ronni, he couldn't move from the outside of the bathroom door.

by nnylrehteah January 18, 2009

halitosis hypnosis

The effect someone gets when a person with bad breath is speaking to them. The condition is made worse if it involves being on a date. Indications are, weariness in the limbs, a blind stare, the worst being loss of consciousness.

Woman: "Where did you go right now? You seem completely out of it."

Man: "Well Miss, I am sorry to say this, but your breath put me under Halitosis Hypnosis, Gotta Run!"

by blumehauser October 15, 2009

Hypnotize

System of a Down's (SOAD) 5th album-to-be. It is part two of the two disc album Mezmerize/Hypnotize. Hypnotize is due out 4 months later on September 27, 2005. You must buy this album. If Mezmerize was mezmerizing, then Hypnotize will be hypnotizing.

Dude ONE: Dude! MEZMERIZE totally kicked ass!

Dude TWO: I KNOW DUDE! I Can't wait till Hypnotize comes out! It's gonna kick bigger ass!

Random Dude THREE: WoORdD!

by Vicken June 24, 2005

hypnotizinchikns

The act of hypnotizin a group of chikns (chickens).

Mike- did you see that shit? it was hypnotizinchikns!

by gumpygoos May 12, 2010