Hypstercrite

A person who despises and makes fun of hipsters, while in reality, he/she is a hipster themselves.

Justin: Nice wolf shirt and beanie, you dirty hipster!

Tyler: Nice scarf, Ray Ban's and tight pants. God, you're such a hypstercrite.

by DrJones14 April 3, 2011

Hypertonic Chinchillamoose Kush

Found only in Argentina. Side-effects include 'Thinking you are hatching from an egg.'

we smokin on dat hypertonic chinchillamoose kush. chea dat good shit

by holisterr February 17, 2009

Hypertrophy

it comes from the greek word "procrasturbate" and means to build muscle fiber. first said when Socrates called Aristole a bitch and told to work out to build hypertrophy.

Meg Phil went to the Gym and beat up "little people" thus she developed Hypertrophy.
Our pickle ball team won the hypertrophy and partied like it was 1999 big willy style

by harry Ballsonya November 18, 2004

hypster

The person responsible for selling or generating "hype" about a new idea or thing. The person behind a HUGE public relations push.

"That guy was selling his junk hard. What a total hypster!"

by Dave James March 9, 2007

hyperstagflation

A period of extremely slow economic growth and extremely high unemployment, while prices continue to rise, all of which are above normal crises levels.

If Obama continues to print and spend fiat money (regardless of the deficit) and that money permeates the economy and does not create jobs, we will eventually experience hyperstagflation.

by SupportFreedom1 August 23, 2009

Hypertarded

1. Defining someone who speaks quickly and is borderline retarded.

2. One who speaks quickly to try to hide their lack of intelligence, comprehension or ability to think.

3. Bullshit baffles brains.

While watching the interview of 'Pretty Ricky' the term Hypertarded came to mind of the viewers.

by Matt Hadder February 20, 2007

Hypster

The Hipster of the hip-hop world. Following every new trend convincing themselves that they are different from one another. Commonly using terms like "bro.." "swag" "ratchet" "turn up" etc. Although these species are common they are very hard to keep up with. With a new week brings up new slang terms, more colorful pants, music with meaningless lyrics, a rapper with a one hit wonder, etc. This definition is guaranteed to change just as hypesters do but you get the picture now.

"Hey bro your girl is turning up with that bro and actin a ratchet...bro" - Hypster

by Sauce213 June 19, 2014