Narrator: This Week on A Current Affair
Grimshaw: Hoon jailed and fined 1 million dollars and lost license today for driving at 50km/h.
Experts (flipping pages in front of a bookshelf): Speeding kills!
Random Bogan: Bloody P Plate Hoons killing everyone!
*Pictures of mangled cars*
Politically correct guy: What about the children!
Normal Guy: Speed limits are just revenue rai- *gets cut off*
Grimshaw: Next week on a current affair...
Grimshaw: Hoon jailed and fined 1 million dollars and lost license today for driving at 50km/h.
Experts (flipping pages in front of a bookshelf): Speeding kills!
Random Bogan: Bloody P Plate Hoons killing everyone!
*Pictures of mangled cars*
Politically correct guy: What about the children!
Normal Guy: Speed limits are just revenue rai- *gets cut off*
Grimshaw: Next week on a current affair...
by Mycarstopspeedisonly180kmph:( December 27, 2012
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When someone dies while hot like Shannon Hoon. This term does not apply to someone who was once hot, got old or ugly, then dies. Only hotties who die while hot.
Hoon jagging (present tense)
Hoon jagged (past tense)
When someone dies while hot like Shannon Hoon. This term does not apply to someone who was once hot, got old or ugly, then dies. Only hotties who die while hot.
Hoon jagging (present tense)
Hoon jagged (past tense)
Hot chick#1: What bummer about Heath Ledger, that was a Hoon Jag.
or
Overdosing hottie to girlfriend: I think I'm Hoon Jagging!
Girlfreind to overdosing hottie: DON'T YOU HOON JAG ME!
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Out of the loop Hot chick #1: What happened to Heath Ledger?
In the loop Hot chick #2:Oh he got Hoon Jagged.
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Overdosing hottie to girlfriend: I think I'm Hoon Jagging!
Girlfreind to overdosing hottie: DON'T YOU HOON JAG ME!
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Out of the loop Hot chick #1: What happened to Heath Ledger?
In the loop Hot chick #2:Oh he got Hoon Jagged.
by Emafer March 24, 2008
Get the Hoon Jag mug.dashing, dapper, aka the asian persuasian, fantastically compact, god like hair and intelect, most man per cubic inch ya gonna get. makes frank santra look like a hobo. one must wash their mouth when speaking of him and seer their mouth when they use his name. non compare to this being of greatness
when god said let their be light .... Ji-Hoon said "say please"
ohhh my Ji-Hoon save our souls from eaternal damnation
Goodness gracious great balls of Ji-Hoon
ohhh my Ji-Hoon save our souls from eaternal damnation
Goodness gracious great balls of Ji-Hoon
by MurZZ93 November 28, 2010
Get the Ji-Hoon mug.Jim: “Yo man, you got any cigarettes I can smoke?”
Johnny: “Yeah bro. You tryna crank these hoons out back?”
Johnny: “Yeah bro. You tryna crank these hoons out back?”
by Crankinhoons April 21, 2018
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To get intoxicated. To consume more than a month's recommended alcohol in less than 5 hours.
Often thought to be referring to Geoff Hoon's (British MP) love for the occasional crafty pint or ten.
To get intoxicated. To consume more than a month's recommended alcohol in less than 5 hours.
Often thought to be referring to Geoff Hoon's (British MP) love for the occasional crafty pint or ten.
Let's get hooned
I don't know why you'd talk to girls. You'd just want to get hooned.
We're off to the Hoon Saloon
I don't know why you'd talk to girls. You'd just want to get hooned.
We're off to the Hoon Saloon
by geoffreythegigolo March 15, 2009
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by Englishman on a mission August 22, 2002
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