hung like a Norse

Alternative version of "hung like a horse," or to have a large penis. A reference to viking days - Norse vikings were legendary for the size of their endowment.

as she made sweet love to vladimir the viking, she remarked that he was hung like a norse

by Mange Storstake January 9, 2005

Hung like a gerbil

Someone with an extremely small penis.

Dude, is that a tic-tac in your pocket or are you hung like a gerbil???

by Disco Stud April 29, 2003

You're hung like a grape

small penis

just like deb said "You're hung like a grape"
on DEXTER

by thedragonthatslays November 28, 2010

Hung like a mosquito

Possessing a very small penis. Opposite of hung like a horse.

Check out the nude pics of Brad Pitt...he's hung like a mosquito!

by bws55 October 2, 2007

hung like planet pluto

having a penis that is hard to see with the naked eye

"man he's hung like planet pluto"

by kelly pierce September 17, 2006

Hung like a thumbtack

A male who has an exceedingly small penis

Ryan: "Hey Lindsey, did you boink John last night?"
Lindsey: "I'm not sure. He's hung like a thumbtack."

by ICSHialeah August 2, 2009

Hung like Sea Biscuit

Rare specimen of trouser snake on those whose ancestors migrated from Eastern Asia.

Just my luck…. Hung like Sea Biscuit

by William TJax January 15, 2022