SEX GOD. Legend, smart, funny, borderline creepy. Can talk to any girl. Needs to cut his hair. Looks Like Jesus. Has a massive schlong.
by yurt1234 April 8, 2022
Get the Joseph Victor Humphreymug. 1. When you want other people to take care of you but you are fine.
2. People talk to you but you act like you dont hear them.
3. You ask people for things you have already and most times you have more than one.
4. Your family work all day and night preparing food for you and you complain that it is not good. Also asks why you didn't cook it his way.
5. You eat the whole plate of food and when someone asks you how was it you say it was ok or could of been better.
6. You put salt on your potatoe chips and everything else that you put in your mouth.
7. Usually drive trucks i.e. Dump trucks or pickups or Ford Expeditions.
8. Only calls someone when he needs something.
9. If you ask a Humphrey a question if he doesn't know he mumbles the answer back to so you can't understand.
10. If you need help he is no where to be found
2. People talk to you but you act like you dont hear them.
3. You ask people for things you have already and most times you have more than one.
4. Your family work all day and night preparing food for you and you complain that it is not good. Also asks why you didn't cook it his way.
5. You eat the whole plate of food and when someone asks you how was it you say it was ok or could of been better.
6. You put salt on your potatoe chips and everything else that you put in your mouth.
7. Usually drive trucks i.e. Dump trucks or pickups or Ford Expeditions.
8. Only calls someone when he needs something.
9. If you ask a Humphrey a question if he doesn't know he mumbles the answer back to so you can't understand.
10. If you need help he is no where to be found
Humphreyism is alive and well.
That is Humphreyism at its core basic level.
Oh boy that is a Humphrey for you.
Stop being a Humphrey that is not nice.
That is Humphreyism at its core basic level.
Oh boy that is a Humphrey for you.
Stop being a Humphrey that is not nice.
by BurnBaby June 11, 2006
Get the Humphreyismmug. he is only focused on athletics. He doesn't care about people's feelings . just when you think he likes you back he says sports is more important than someone willing to care for him. he is selfish, rude, doesn't care when your down and deserves to burn in hell. He will be nice and then ruin your life. Don't trust him. this is not about a celebrity.
by k-lynn13 November 5, 2020
Get the David Humphreymug. by Diddypop October 30, 2021
Get the Humphreymug. by fortfag February 9, 2021
Get the Nash Humphreymug. A horrible person, usually has a face filled with pimples, somehow manages to get a girlfriend, but never lets the relationship last long
by Cocained Matthew October 27, 2021
Get the Ayden Humphreymug. Wearing nothing on bottom while wearing clothing up top, a la Australia's favourite children's character Humphrey B Bear, who wore a vest, a tie and a hat, but no pants.
by Fuzzybricker October 20, 2014
Get the Humphrey Suitmug.