houdini sex

(noun) during "doggy-style" you spit on her back to simulate cumming. She turns around and you cum on her face and shout "HOUDINI!"

It was like magic! he came on me twice in 10 seconds!

by 420hitter February 21, 2003

Orange Juice Houdini

A sexual move where a man reaching climax during anal sex pulls out and inserts a turkey baster filled with orange juice. After squeezing the baster and creating an illusion of ejaculation, the man cums in the women face and she poops out orange juice later, much to her dismay.

Guy 1- "Instead of dumping her, I just gave her the Orange Juice Houdini..."

Guy 2- "High Five!"

by Boutros Boutros Boutros Ghali October 7, 2009

houdini extrodinare

Much like the famous disappearing act of Harry Houdini, you perform a disappearing act of your own...place a girl in the doggy style position in front of a window so that she can see outside...before inserting your cock, you switch places with one of your good friends (or some random dude) who will proceed to fuck her brains out. Meanwhile, you run outside of the window and wave to her.

-Jenny broke the window when she saw Kyle waving outside during the Houdini extrodinare.
-Wow, after I pulled off the Houdini extrodinare, Jenny won't speak to me any more...I don't know why, Sir David Andrew Segich had a great time.

by Fenza Fenz October 8, 2006

Houdini Dick

The act of titty fucking a woman with such large breasts your dick disappears.

When I titty fucked her she gave me Houdini Dick.

by catch 23 March 17, 2010

houdini handjob

When you beating off in the dark and you cum without your girlfriend knowing then ask her for a handjob she then goes to grab your dick and grabs a handfull of cum.

Me:Hey babe you should help me out with a handy

Baby:fine

Baby:WTF you asshole you pulled a Houdini handjob on me!

by whorab May 29, 2010

Houdini Darth Vader

Another delightful twist on the original houdini, to perform the Houdini Darth Vader correctly you should be breathing heavily in the ladies ear as though you have a respiratory condition. Upon reaching climax, spit on her back, when she turns around shoot your load in her face and shout 'I AM YOUR FATHER' to which she should reply, 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'

"Whoa Steve, your mum really freaked out when I Houdini Darth Vader'ed her last night."

"But if your her father, does that mean we're related???"

"I certainly hope not Millom boy!"

by Dan 'The Hitman' Humperdink May 16, 2007

Extreme Houdini

The Extreme Houdini is a sexual act with the following prerequisites: the couple must be having sex doggy-style, with the receiving partner facing a window on the first floor of the building. Another person, unbeknownst to the receiving partner, must be present in the room, usually hiding in a clost, as well.

The act is as follows: At a pre-decided interval, the giving partner pulls out and the hidden person must seamlessly take his place inside the orifice in question so as not to alert the receiving partner. Then, the original giving partner must leave the room, go outside and wave to the receiving partner through the window.

That ho was so surprised when she saw me waving after me and my friend did the Extreme Houdini on her.

by The Extreme Houdini November 4, 2007