trifecta of hotness

A group of three people who are astoundingly hot individualy and add to the other two members of the trifecta of hotness' hotness just by being.

Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki and Misha Collins of Supernatural are the most common example of the trifecta of hotness.

by PiscisCruor September 21, 2013

State-side Hotness Rating

During times when a male is cut off from females, such as deployment, hotness ratings may become artificially inflated. The state-side hotness rating is a Hotness Rating equivalent to the rating a female would be if they were in the Continental United States. The simplest method to determine this is the "mantourage / 2" method. Simply take the number of bros in her mantourage(flock of dudes surrounding her) and divide it by two.

Ex: Girl has 9 bros flocking around her.
Bro 1: Dude, she was hot!
Bro 2: Dude, her State-side Hotness Rating is a 4.5.

by MarkyMark33 May 17, 2014

Fabio Lumberjack of Hotness

A small Brazillian man (boy) who thinks he is a god when it comes to women, drinking and powerlifting. While in fact he would be more suited as an Oompa Loompa being pegged by a weeb.

Fabio Lumberjack of Hotness, nah more like midget man and his little chopper of cheese

by The Tired Engineer December 8, 2019

Hotness Distortion Coefficient

The degree of inaccurate portrayal in the attractiveness of a woman by pictures of them posted online, typically by the said woman or her friends on sites like facebook. Due to the hotness distortion coefficient, a picture could be an inaccurate gauge of how hot a woman is if you have never met the woman in question irl. The decimal approximation for the value of the HDC is ±1.273

EQUATION TO DETERMINE HOTNESS:
Hotness distortion coefficient(face+tits+ass+overall body shape-fat)/5
=predicted attractiveness based on picture

*all values (eg face, tits, etc.) are taken out of the classic scale of 10

by Dr Grammar December 17, 2011

Hotness

Means very cool or something is very hot(like cars. girls, ect.)

O man that show was mad hotness

by Dante Danzy March 19, 2005

the hotness

something that is new and cool, usually an omprovement on something that used to be cool.

Yo, this remix is the hotness.

by ben renner July 2, 2005

Hoeless Hoe

A man or woman being used for sex, but when pursuing some of interest they are turned down and forever hoeless

"Hey bro how was is it at the party, get any hoes? Nah homie I'm just a hoeless hoe"

by Kinglo August 28, 2021