hormoniacle

When your hormones make you a maniac

Oh no! Annice is hormoniacle again!!

by JollyMoose August 20, 2019

E-Harmonied

Based on the E-Harmony dating site.

Being E-Harmonied is when you are set up online (or sometimes in real life) by a third party to date someone, usually through a friend. This word can also be used to define how a friend is suggesting people that you should date.

Ex. 1: Stephanie totally E-Harmonied me yesterday, and now I'm stuck going to the movies with one of her lonely friends.

Ex. 2: Why is everyone trying to E-Harmony me? I like being single!

by Emobluejay January 5, 2014

hormone envy

1. (n) the desire of a pre-hormone therapy transsexual to have the hormones of the gender they identify as

2. (n) spite and resentment at another transsexual getting hormone therapy before you do (generally accompanied by grudging respect and congratulations)

Random FtoM: "That man in the corner is giving me such hormone envy! Look at those sideburns...I bet his testosterone levels are naturally that high."

Random MtoF: "Girl, I'm glad you got your hormones, but stop gloating. I've got a really bad case of hormone envy right now; I won't get mine for another month."

by FreshAlacrity April 22, 2010

The Stapleton Hormone

Usually triggered by the cancerous sound of Chris Stapleton’s voice, it releases into ones prefrontal cortex gradually over the course of each song played. Eventually, it dulls the person’s decision making skills to the point in which all that they can think about is how utterly satisfying homocide would be.

Tennessee Whiskey? Yeah I choked my cousin Bobby Joe last week while listening to that song. The police let me off the hook when I told them I just had a high concentration of The Stapleton Hormone in my brain.

by It’s the sweet 1 May 16, 2018

hormone

A sound your mom makes.

Did you hear your mom's hormone in the next room last night?

by Mmcc11 November 12, 2010

mormonize

The act of copulation with a member of the Church (Cult) of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. Since what they do to reproduce cannot be considered sexy, mormonizing is what they do.

Also, the act of converting someone to a mormon can be called mormonizing, because once you join, you are fucked.

Jess: Get ready to be mormonized.
Jebidiah: Ok, but only without protection. We need to expand this farce, I mean religion.

by Micho Rizo September 14, 2005

mormonize

To screw somebody in a manner that is consistent with the Mormon faith.

"Did you guys get kinky last night?"
"Nah, she's a Mormon, so we just Mormonized."

by JulesJules September 30, 2005