Getting Horizontal

the act of making love while lying on a variety of horizontal surfaces

im taking my girl out to dinner tonite, hopefully ill be getting horizontal later.

by teejones February 14, 2010

Horizontal Slut

A girl who gets with many guys. This differs from a Vertical Slut, who is likely to go all the way with a guy.

Hillary is ridiculously easy. It's hard to come across Horizontal Sluts with lists as long as her.

by goroo October 26, 2010

Horizontally Inclined

The politically correct way to that someone is fat.

Newsanchor: And with the recent release of Dunkin Donuts new chain of resturants, there will definitly be a drastic increase in the number of Horizontally Inclined people.

by Leetpwnstar May 08, 2008

Horizontal Salsa

Sex. Just imagine dancing the salsa horizontally with someone.

I just walked in on two people doing the horizontal salsa.

by Wordss July 31, 2011

horizontal stage

A stage reached after having smoked a lot of weed in which the body craves horizontallness

"Dude, I woke up in my kitchen this morning." , "Woah man, the horizontal stage must have hit you during your midnight munchie snack sesh."

by berenjenaranja December 01, 2017

horizontal twerking

the act of moving/ shaking ones ass/buns/bottom/buttocks/bum-bum in a circular, up-and-down, and side-to-side motion while in a horizontal position, usually during sexual intercourse

We did the horizontal twerking when I got her back to my place. I thought my dick was gonna go numb!!

by mcoytig November 30, 2013

Horizontal Vagina

The angle of the asian women's vagina.

Vagina=Horizontal.... it's science.

Warning: The horizontal vagina is 1/3 communist, 1/3 mythical creature, and 1/3 akward.

by wizard sleeve October 16, 2010