Niall James Horan is the hottest, most gorgeous human being alive. He IS part of the band One Direction who went on BREAK in 2015. He is an Irish Princess and he likes Potatoes. He chills out in his box and lovs ducks. He likes drinking Tinnies and going to Nandos. Apparently you make him want to tsss one more night. He laughs like a dying walrus. He was also a fake blonde, now hes got brown hair.
We love you Niall!
We love you Niall!
by Esheyladcuz November 22, 2020

In Japan 2013, Niall Horan vigorously master bated in a hotel room. One poor fan of his was outside of his room and heard him shouting “AMY!!” She also heard horrible slapping and screaming sounds. I don’t want to talk about it anymore.
“ hey man! Just woke up alone in this hotel room, I played with myself. Where were you?”
“EW! You turned into Niall Horan in Japan 2013!!!”
“EW! You turned into Niall Horan in Japan 2013!!!”
by Unfortunatehouseplant January 7, 2021

my happiness <3
by niallhoransgirlfriend February 10, 2021

Horane is a type of girl everyone wants to be friends with. She very focused on her work and is and always will hustle. All she need in life is her family/friends and her money. She don’t need no man. Your a very lucky person if you meet a Horane because she is very nice and always there for help. She a natural beauty. She pretty much a baddie. With her amazing grades, her peng look and everything snatched on she is basically a goddess. She will for sure be a beautiful, independent, rich woman.
by Periodtttt March 12, 2019

by Sexy vexy April 28, 2021

Niall Horan a very funny guy who makes dumb jokes but are funny anyway is obsessed with himself basically dating himself along with food
by nialloveshisfood_ November 21, 2021
