When referring to hookah, someone who acts like they know what they are talking about, but it is obvious they don't.
Joe: " Hey man, can we try the melon?"
Hookah Douche: "You sure man? It's pretty harsh..."
Later...
Joe: (Sarcasticly)"Hey man you were right, it was pretty harsh."
Hookah Douche: (Serious)" I told you man. I know what I'm talking about. I smoke like 5 a day."
Hookah Douche: "You sure man? It's pretty harsh..."
Later...
Joe: (Sarcasticly)"Hey man you were right, it was pretty harsh."
Hookah Douche: (Serious)" I told you man. I know what I'm talking about. I smoke like 5 a day."
by smk89 April 16, 2009
1.) a silly funny name for a guys dick
2.) a silly term used for having sex
also known as "hookah hookah"
2.) a silly term used for having sex
also known as "hookah hookah"
GUY:- do you wanna see my hookah? after you see it you might wanna feel it all the way inside of you.....*guy pulls his penis out*
GIRL:- OMG.........it looks nice......I love your hookah
PERSON#1:- did you guys hookah last night?
PERSON#2:- yes.....we hookah'd all night long.....
GIRL:- I wanna hookah hookah tonight *girl strips naked*
GUY:- ok lemme get naked first
GIRL:- OMG.........it looks nice......I love your hookah
PERSON#1:- did you guys hookah last night?
PERSON#2:- yes.....we hookah'd all night long.....
GIRL:- I wanna hookah hookah tonight *girl strips naked*
GUY:- ok lemme get naked first
by marilynmansonmarilynmanson April 22, 2008
when you smoke hookah you have to run around a couple of times to not gain the weight of the hookah, or you'll end up rohundus like georgi.
AXCHI i went to smoke hookah the other day and then i forgot to run around and i gained 7 pounds, this is what i get and now i gained all the hookah calories.
#BEGEMONT PROBLEMS
#BEGEMONT PROBLEMS
by lavashak_arbi July 8, 2022
Ekoostik Hookah is the most original highly organized band out there today. They started playing together in Columbus, Ohio bars in the early 1990s. The members of the band have changed periodically throughout the years, however their amazing ability and extremely faithful fan base has withstood the test of time. The current members of the band are: dave katz (lead singer/keyboardist), Steve Sweney (lead guitar), John Mullins (rythym guitar, vocals) Eric Lanese (drums), and their newest edition and replacement for their original bassist Cliff Starbuck, Phil Risko (originally from the band GreenLeif). This band is absolutely amazing. They have played in 30 statea (including Alaska and Hawaii) as well as other countries (they played their 1st international show in Negril Jamaica in 1999). And along with them every step of the way is their extremely loyal and enthusiastic fans. I whole-heartedly disagree with the other definition on here of this band, because it was definitely written by someone who doesn't know the band. I love Ekoostik Hookah and they will always be in my heart and in my CD player, Ipod or any other form of media player
by hookahhead8 February 9, 2010
by wook1234567 April 10, 2009
Someone that is expirianced hookah smoker with a large amout of expiraniance smoking hookah. He or she know what their talking about when they say something as a fact not regarding to opinion. It is true. If some one chooses to challenge his knowlage. The master will prove him wrong not in a normal conversation but in a epic hookah session infront of all of his peers.
A Hookah enthusiest has to be promoted by another hookah master to become a hookah master. Hookah noobs must respect a hookah masters in respect to hookah related subjects.
To be a hookah master doesn't come cheap. He must own a awsome hookah and use premium supplies.
A Hookah enthusiest has to be promoted by another hookah master to become a hookah master. Hookah noobs must respect a hookah masters in respect to hookah related subjects.
To be a hookah master doesn't come cheap. He must own a awsome hookah and use premium supplies.
by nacho1414 November 12, 2010
by Th0rTheSnail April 21, 2009