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Hookah Hog

A friend or stranger that doesn't share the hookah and takes more puffs than anyone else while trying to play it off as having a small lung capacity.
Dang hookah hog, if your name isn't Willie or Snoop, pass the pipe!
by CHH November 6, 2007
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Hookah Whore

Someone that takes too long of a turn when smoking hookah. Similar to a hookah hog.
Give someone else a try, you hookah whore.
by Dick Shanary September 25, 2008
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Hookah Lounge

A social environment that permits smoking, often with a government issued license. Most commonly tobacco hookahs are smoked, but cigars, cigarettes and brier pipes are often smoked in Hookah Lounges, depending on the hookah lounge.

A business that rents hookahs for smoking flavored tobacco on the premises. Especially popular for young adults aged 18-25 for socializing and avoiding stress, work or studying.

Distinguished from a hookah bar as hookah bars sell alcoholic beverages and hookah lounges do not.
We can get done studying for the final and go over to the Hookah Lounge.

If you get done early, meet Kayla and me over at the hookah lounge.
by Sonthert August 5, 2011
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hookah bar

A bars themed around hookahs, apparatus for inhaling smoke.
"He went with his buddies to a hookah bar earlier tonight and he's been burnt out ever since."
by D. Stern July 6, 2005
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Hookah Douche

When referring to hookah, someone who acts like they know what they are talking about, but it is obvious they don't.
Joe: " Hey man, can we try the melon?"

Hookah Douche: "You sure man? It's pretty harsh..."

Later...

Joe: (Sarcasticly)"Hey man you were right, it was pretty harsh."

Hookah Douche: (Serious)" I told you man. I know what I'm talking about. I smoke like 5 a day."
by smk89 April 15, 2009
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HOOKAH CALORIES

when you smoke hookah you have to run around a couple of times to not gain the weight of the hookah, or you'll end up rohundus like georgi.
AXCHI i went to smoke hookah the other day and then i forgot to run around and i gained 7 pounds, this is what i get and now i gained all the hookah calories.

#BEGEMONT PROBLEMS
by lavashak_arbi July 7, 2022
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hookah tom

Any kid from Peruvia that enjoys hitting up the hookah bar regardless of time or what day it is.
by wook1234567 April 10, 2009
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