dick holster

a dick holster is a dirty leathery female which one recently dated to hold their male weapon of choice in while looking for that new embroidered model

Nick: What the fuck is she doing here?

Me: I'm just using her as a dick holster while I scavenge the local taverns for a new one.

by K See Ya May 10, 2011

cock holster

A woman whose only redeeming quality is the ability to sexually gratify a male.

Diane is nothing but a cock holster.

by vicfan March 23, 2004

cock-holster

a term used to Describe a yapping woman's or man's mouth also, means the the pussey or asshole

the stupid bitch was running her cock-holster all dam night

by Joshua A. Knapp November 5, 2006

Titty Holster

Another name for a bra

Damn, Those boobs barley fit in that Titty Holster!

by The Awsome N July 14, 2009

Cock Holster

cock holster ; noun,pronoun, verb; def; A Feature found on a person(s) face

usually the mouth. ie holster where one can insert his / her

cock to silence useless speech.

to holster ones cock.

holstering a cock.

why don't you shut your cock holster?? I'm tired of your
constant bitching!, already.

by fairlane500 July 4, 2009

Turd holster

That thing that alot of people consider to be their lower colon/lower intestines, when in reality its true name is your turd holster.

Man you got to pull over before my "turd holster" springs a leak.

My "turd holster" is fully loaded.

by The mad fapper September 3, 2013

penis-holster

(noun) the vagina of a current, but hopefully, soon-to-be former girlfriend or female companion. With the magic long gone, trust nonexistent, and absolutely no feelings are desires for her, and she likewise regarding you, her tired and ugly twat has become just a place to put it till something better comes along for you.

Jordan still got weak-kneed whenever Travis got rough with him. Jordan was known as a Cook, and right now he had a ready bake oven set to broil in anticipation of his butt-lover to treat his whole entire anus as his own disposable penis-holster, he didn’t mind being used and thought of as garbage. Privately Jordan Cooked up the idea of that instead it was John Wayne Gacy whose personal penis-holster he was . He was just hopeful John, Travis, or whoever the fuck would let him suck that cock directly after pulling it out of his ass. ‘A boy can dream “ Jordan Cooked up a stiffy.

by Nikki Stixx May 5, 2023