1)a complicated sexual act which involves one man and two women in which the man attaches a strap-on and faces it backwards, positioning one woman in the front and one in the back, rocking to and fro thus enabling the pleasuring of two women at once
2)the name is derived from the plight of modern society, or male-pattern baldness, in which a man suffers from the lack of hair in the front and on top; thus, creating a horse shoe shape of hair on the head (e.g., my father Reggie).
3) If lacking a strap on, a frozen banana clinched between the buttocks will suffice.
2)the name is derived from the plight of modern society, or male-pattern baldness, in which a man suffers from the lack of hair in the front and on top; thus, creating a horse shoe shape of hair on the head (e.g., my father Reggie).
3) If lacking a strap on, a frozen banana clinched between the buttocks will suffice.
by C-$ AKA C-Murder November 13, 2003
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Steve: that woman is beautiful.
Mike: Not even. Look at that horseshoe wrap with a triangle tap. DISGUSTING.
Mike: Not even. Look at that horseshoe wrap with a triangle tap. DISGUSTING.
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2 or more horses who take showers together and make videos of themselves doing it. People enjoy these videos and are becoming very popular nowadays.
Andrew: "Georgia, have you seen the new Horses in the Shower video?"
Georgia: "Why yes I have, Andrew."
Georgia: "Why yes I have, Andrew."
by Alendrew August 9, 2010
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its when you grab a mans nuts and shove them up his ass. then after that you go behind him and dropkick him.
its when you grab a mans nuts and shove them up his ass. then after that you go behind him and dropkick him.
by xXBLACKDOOMXx December 3, 2009
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2. (v) when a male or female has two penises inserted any combo of his/her mouth, anus, or vagina, but is most commonly done in the anus and vagina
2. (v) when a male or female has two penises inserted any combo of his/her mouth, anus, or vagina, but is most commonly done in the anus and vagina
1. Dude did you see those two chicks crashing police horses in the bathroom?
2. Last night me and my buddy crashed police horses with the girl from my biology class. It was incredible and uncomfortable all at the same time.
2. Last night me and my buddy crashed police horses with the girl from my biology class. It was incredible and uncomfortable all at the same time.
by tdac90 June 19, 2010
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Guy: "Barack Obama died 10 minutes ago in an accident."
Other guy: "What? You gotta be horseshitting me."
Other guy: "What? You gotta be horseshitting me."
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