hoge

A band member who uses humor to manipulate women more attractive than they are into sexual favors that usually go unreturned.

"Dude I totally pulled a hoge and got that hot 19 year old to blow me twice and still got to go out to the party!"

by Spaggy November 2, 2007

hoetice

a notice for hoes, ie memo.

hey bitch you gotta hoetice on your windshield.. shits gettin towed!

by free mystikal December 11, 2009

Hoetality

Knowing you look good/hot/sexy even when other people call you ugly you dont care you showing off how you look and your confident!

Kate: Wow what are you wearing your outfit is so ugly!?

Darling: yea to bad i dont care what you think cuz i have hoetality

by SexiiHoetality September 11, 2011

hoetem pole

The ranking of your hoes. Similar to a totem pole. The best hoes are at the top. Sometimes your hoetem pole tells a story. Sometimes it's just for show.

Celeste is at the bottom of my hoetem pole; she won't be getting a Christmas present from me.

by Boomer3we May 27, 2016

hoetivate

To motivate hoe activity.

Girl #1: "I fucked Mike before school then Darious after lunch... would it be bad to hook up with Kyle tonight at the party??"
Girl #2: "No girl!! Do that!! Get that dick!!"
Girl #1: "You sure?"
Girl #2: "Yeah I'm here to hoetivate you and it's only right for you to keep your pussy poppin' all hours of the day."

by coolpigeon April 24, 2017

hoetitism

a religion for hoes. made by lilly becker, emma porter, and ella boyd. bible coming soon.

person 1: what is your religion?
person 2: hoetitism.

person 1: what is that?
person 2: look it up on urban dictionary.

by hoetitismleader June 5, 2017

Hoetato

1. Noun (Hoe - tay - toe)

A made up word to describe a short person that is also a hoe. Short people have been called potatoes for a while.

"Lol, you hoetato"

"What the H E C C does that mean?"

"You're short, and a hoe!"

by BorkoGoNyoom January 21, 2018