Hoffing

To act like a total jackass while drunk or intoxicated.

Question: Mommy, why is Dad laying on the bathroom floor with ketchup in his chest-hair?

Answer: Honey, Daddy is hoffing again, just leave him alone.

by Tyney August 4, 2009

Hoffically

Something that is horrific and officially sick at the same time.

Maz: "Henry omg please buy me this Pikachu knitted face hat it's so cool!"

Henry: "It's horrific! like Skitt's aggressive yeast infection."

Maz: "No way it's Hoffically cool!

Skitt: "Jesus my inflammation has spread to my back..."

Maz: "Henry told you to get antifungal medication but you were adamant on using butter."

by zam ituokalam May 20, 2010

Huffinstuff

1. A very bad porn movie that spoofs on Hogwart's Hufflepuff house.

2. Getting super high and fucking someone.

3. Getting high and stuffing your face

1. DUDE! did you hear, hustler made a porn movie about Harry Potter. It's about the long lost Hogwarts house, Huffinstuff!

2. Mike: I don't remember shit from last night after I took that third hit off the joint. What the hell happened?!
Jenn: You were going on about Huffinstuff. I assumed you wanted sex.

3. John: So my roommate got so high last night he went and cleaned out our entire fridge AND ordered a ton of pizza! Thats the last time I let him Huffinstuff!

by terra_silas August 18, 2011

Hoffensetz

A last name, usually referring to a whiny and annoying species of human. The Hoffensetz clan is usually quite gullible, and also on the diminutive side of the height scale. They enjoy swearing to release pent-up emotions, and, having such high-strung emotions, are easily startled. The females of the Hoffensetz's are rude and disrespectful to figures of authority

A sighting of the elusive Hoffensetz female is not uncommon in such places as high schools, Starbucks, and is usually occupied with a device known as a "cellphone"

by nik the one March 4, 2019

Hamster-Huffing

Hamster Huffing was invented in the town of Lurgan in the late bronze age by chieftain Ryan McNeill during a bare-bollock wrestling match with gay giant Finn McCool. Legend has it that four-and-twenty orange fighting hamsters were intestinally huffed by flame-haired McNeill before he exploded in a ball of methane gas and pubic hair. His remains are believed to have been buried in the grounds of the Junior High School from whence it is believed he shall rise again, leading a zombie army of ginger gobshites on the day of Ragnarok . Hamster-huffers are recognisable by their hoodies. persistent smell of eggy-farts and the signature cry of "Yeoooooo" uttered at the peak of their huffing ecstasy).

Hollywood movie star Richard Gere was well known for his hamster-huffing exploits

by GingerMcNeill August 31, 2012

Lamb Hoofing

A lamb that accidentally gets their hoof stuck up their vagina by trying to reach orgasm by using their back leg to rub their clitoris but instead it slips up their vagina due to all the slippery discharge.
Can also be achieved by a horny female stuck in a field for only a lambs hoof to fulfil their weird horny nature!

1= Dave: " Woh man why is that lamb standing on 3 legs in the field shaking?"

Scott: "that's because its lamb hoofing season it has its hoof stuck up its vagina"

Dave: " Err thats sick man!!!"

2=

Dr " how did you get that hoof up there"
Female " I was camping and forgot to pack my shit pole, I was horny and lamb hoofing was the next best thing! "

by KaySof August 6, 2012

hofficial decision

When a Ho makes an official decision between two studs.

She gave the hofficial decision to the first dude she consumed, basing the decision on his overall performance, size and taste.

by GlazeHer June 18, 2016