Hilary duff

A false misconception of what talent is. Shallow, lame, and selfish.

Completely blonde, bottled that is. Multi-millionaire for no reason. Mom and daughter trouble makers. Stage people.

HOAX. No singing talent, or knowledge. No live performances. Ever. Moves like she has a wedgie, and has ants in her bra.

Fans=boys who want to fantasize, but can't access porn. Fans=girls who think everyones jealous, because of their awful beauty. Look up narcissism, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears.

Reality TV star fame. Teeny Boppers. Sick men/boys. Fools.

by C February 4, 2004

Hilarium

-the state of being in awe of an hilarious act or happening.

Rebecca: Cindy, is a snob and a 1/2. Good thing she's gorgeous enough to get away with all of her dirt!

Rodney: You mean used to be.

Rebecca: Used to be?

Rodney: Yea. You didn't hear what happened? So, Cindy fell down the stairs broke three teeth and four vertebrae? Yikes.

Rebecca: Muahahaha. I can't stop laughing!!! Its hilarious!!!! I'm in a state of HILARIUM!!!

by Gorgeous Melanin February 18, 2011

Hilary!

someone who has awesome hair, is really pretty, and is TRULY smart (i.e., can get good grades with minimal effort)

OMG! She is such a hilary! I'm so jealous!

by vinceyheartshilary! January 21, 2008

Hilary

Hilary is a girl who is quiet. When you actually get to know her she's very loud and could be your best friend. She is the best friend ever ok. Just don't get on her bad side or else you'll get your ass kicked by her. Also, she's very um not lazy like me and does her homework before me and I always do it the day before it's due. *COUGH* she likes to play games and her best of best friends is ME AMY!!!! ok bye.

Hilary is that bitch you would want to be friends with.

by idontknowyouandyoudontknowme May 1, 2019

hilarity

A hilarious situation. Usually followed by "ensuing".

Man with knife tries to rob bank. Guards have guns. Hilarity ensues

by ramdac October 22, 2003

hilare

short for hilarious.

Best used in abnormally shortened sentences.

not me: "So, at this office they offered me a soda, but I couldn't find an apprope time to drink it during the interview...
...and then I tried to get up, but tripped and started rolling down the stairs... I held onto my soda the whole time, so when I got up I had soda fizzing down my face!!"
me: "Hilare."

by julie bing February 17, 2005

Hilary Keller

A gorgeous model that takes gothic pictures.

Damn did you see the new pictures of Hilary Keller online?

by Death_From_Above October 23, 2008