HTFU

"Hang the Fuck Up!" the cell phone correct version (especially appropriate for vehicular maladiction) of the well-established STFU.

"HTFU and DRIVE!" Ted shouted at the smugly self-absorbed yuppie soccer mom who was toddling along the freeway at 40mph in a van filled with children while simultaneously sipping her non-fat-non-dairy-decaf frap and babbling away on her cell phone oblivious to the furious world raging around her.

by Mabuse January 5, 2008

hifuckinlarious

a variation of "hilarious" with the word "fuckin" thrown into the middle to add emphasis.

When I told that bitch to get the fuck out of my life and she cried, it was hifuckinlarious

by Josh the man November 12, 2003

hitmusic

Music created by the nazi party

Hey himler wanna listen to some hitmusic again

by Wordmaster19 August 5, 2017

HitBust

A man that never misses, a living god

HitBust: (Says anything)
Literally everyone: please love me
Literally every girl: I want to have a baby with u

by HittymyYeeta February 13, 2021

Hitu

She is the most beautiful creature of god. She cares about her loved and near ones. Lucky are those who are in that list. She uses *maybe* a lot in her sentences, one day her king will remove that maybe and make her sure about him for sure. Also, she might seem a bit rude in the start but I can bet once you know her, you'll find her as the sweetest person you have ever known. I'm blessed to have her in my life. And one thing, all of you reading should feel jealous because her man will never leave her till he's alive.

When anyone searches hitu

by Tanuh2182 November 24, 2021

hifumi izanami

Second member of Matenrou. Works as a host to conquer his fear of women. He parties and drinks champagne and is Doppo's childhood friend, roomate, boyfriend and malewife

Hifumi Izanami is a fashion icon

by steffy_baka April 4, 2022

HITEUS

This is used when someone won't stop
talking, is really ugly, or just a cockboy

Dumb kid: So today I was at school and blah blah blah
Cool kid: Shit....
Dumb kid: Yeah, and blah blah blah blah.... blah blah blah
Cool kid: Shit.... YOUR HITEUS!!!! *smacks dumb kid in mouth*

by dubbb September 23, 2008