hitchslvr

the hottest person on earth, literally so hot they melt peoples eyes off😩

I just saw hitchslvr now I’m blind by how hot they are 😩😩😩

by antigoy February 25, 2021

getting hitched

getting married aka submitting to the patriarchal and misogynist institution of marriage which actively works to destroy the individual identity of a woman by relinquishing it to the man who now "owns her" (look up why women continue to take their husband's last names); at the same time she is portrayed as as "crazy" for caring too much about the wedding, while the man continues to enjoy the male privilege that enables him to paint the woman as "crazy" in the first place.

She is getting hitched to that controlling piece of shit

by JeenS June 7, 2018

hitched

The act of leaving a ciggarette in the ash tray and forgetting about it. or forgetting to ash your ciggarette.

Fuck, I just hitched my smoke!

by LLH831 May 12, 2008

hotches

One who likes to hotch in the botch. They are ususally annoying assholes.

Will Cardwell and his dad are hotches

by Cameron bansboontownnesstresbeans January 21, 2004

hitchszn

A very amazing tiktoker who never misses, I wish she was my mutual

Did you see hitchszns new video?
Yea her edits are fire

by justmelol_3949 April 24, 2021

hitchess1ut

The best mutual ever. They’re Funny, crazy, and nice. She always seems to make my day and they’re content never disappoints. Everything they post is so RELATABLE ISTG. (Sorry if I used their pronouns wrong I’m still confused on how to use they/she pronouns :))

Hitchess1ut is one of my favorite mutuals of all time.

by .zalora April 30, 2021

Hitsches

A group of people who are gay

Columbus Hitsches is gay

by Hitsches Columbus February 11, 2019