trailer hitching

Similar to tailgating, trailer hitching is a social event held around the trailer hitch of a vehicle. Trailer hitching often involves consuming alcoholic beverages and grilling food. Tailgate parties usually occur in the parking lots at stadiums and arenas before, and occasionally after or during, sporting events and concerts.

-Hey man, my truck broke so I drove my jeep to Gillette Stadium before Warped Tour
-That's okay, even though you don't have a tailgate to sit on, we can still cook out some food and bring a cooler full of booze for the pre-gaming
-Yeah, I'd be down for some trailer hitching

by omgzlys April 8, 2009

getting hitched

getting married aka submitting to the patriarchal and misogynist institution of marriage which actively works to destroy the individual identity of a woman by relinquishing it to the man who now "owns her" (look up why women continue to take their husband's last names); at the same time she is portrayed as as "crazy" for caring too much about the wedding, while the man continues to enjoy the male privilege that enables him to paint the woman as "crazy" in the first place.

She is getting hitched to that controlling piece of shit

by JeenS June 7, 2018

hitched

The act of leaving a ciggarette in the ash tray and forgetting about it. or forgetting to ash your ciggarette.

Fuck, I just hitched my smoke!

by LLH831 May 12, 2008

Hitchens Picnic

A name for anything disappointing, especially (rather disappointing) anal sex. The term is taken from Christopher Hitchens’ oft repeated witticism that the three most overrated things in the world are lobsters, picnics, and anal sex.

While Phinneas had been excited to explore new sexual territory with his new and rather adventurous lover, what had once been an alluring almost taboo activity end up being a rather tight and uncomfortable Hitchens Picnic.

by Bruce M. F. MacDonald July 20, 2022

Hitchens

The softest hood in Carter County; usually filled with inbred scarred rednecks

“I went to Hitchens and left with ice cream and a smile on my face!”

by NSteezy December 23, 2024

hotchen

The kitche. Where HOT stuff happens.

Chyeah babe! Imma be fixin it up for you just like I know you like it tonight in the hotchen!

by jbentup December 27, 2020

hitchess1ut

The best mutual ever. They’re Funny, crazy, and nice. She always seems to make my day and they’re content never disappoints. Everything they post is so RELATABLE ISTG. (Sorry if I used their pronouns wrong I’m still confused on how to use they/she pronouns :))

Hitchess1ut is one of my favorite mutuals of all time.

by .zalora April 30, 2021