One who, in spite of possessing a large SUV or 4/5 seat sedan, being the only person in the vehicle AND traveling to your destination, simply refuses to pick you up. No matter how much you wave your hands or try to grab their attention by other means, it is all meaningless to them. Often an old bag.
Bob: "Dude I've been hitchhiking for 2 HOURS and still don't have a ride!!!"
Joe: "Don't let it get you down--a lot of these people are hitchdikes."
Joe: "Don't let it get you down--a lot of these people are hitchdikes."
by Joseph Blowme June 12, 2009
Get the hitchdike mug.Feeling the emotions of mad and sad at the same time. Of something that happen that made you mad , usually made other people sad , but not you. But , therefore you were mad and sad of what somebody did to you , you wanted to get revenge , but you couldn't because you were depressed.
Miley was hotched when the teacher kicked her out of the classroom for trying to help another student since Miley was in High School the teacher called a staff to get her suspended and grounded , so therefore since Miley was mad when the teacher kicked her out of the classroom , she was sad and was crying , but at the same time yelled at her mom.
by Kacy September 4, 2016
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Feeling the emotions of sad and mad at the same time. Usually occurs when someone is mad , and the audience around them feels sad (sympathetic) for them, therefore it can occur when the person is mad and is crying because of there anger , or the person is sad , and is showing anger because of the sadness. Or it can occur at the same time, when you want to be left alone about something , or tells rumors about somebody to express your anger , while you feel sad. Such as getting bullied when you are sad , but not showing it.
Miley's teacher kicked her out of the classroom for helping another student. Since Miley was in high school the teacher called a staff, and got miley suspended and grounded. When Miley went home she was sad , and crying , but yelled at her mom at the same time, showing anger to her mom while crying making it hard for people to understand her. So , therefore Miley was hotched.
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Ya Susan this shit happens all the time that teacher is so fucking hot
Ya Susan this shit happens all the time that teacher is so fucking hot
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