hissingpickle

A total douchebag that drives a piece of shit old green pick up truck. A hissingpickle has low self esteem and has probably checked into a mental hospital a time or two. Beware of hissingpickles they are quite dangerous to be around considering they get mad easily due to lack of penis length and muscle strength. The girlfriends of the hissingpickle regress rapidly as the hissingpickle ages and becomes more and more unattractive. Hissingpickles are normally very skinny and have gross teeth. If you see a hissingpickle it will most likely be riding around in it's shitty pick up with a girlfriend that looks like a creature from area 151.

"Did you see that hissingpickle before?"
"Yes..I wish I didn't, my eyes hurt now."

by classypumpkinkicks July 29, 2014

Hissing

Something stupid that Ryan says

I need to train for rugby, but i don't need to train for hissing.

by brazzerssss March 19, 2013

Hisite

A person of Hispanic and White decent, but also appears more Hispanic

I watched a Hisite cross the street, this Hisite appears more Hispanic than White.

by A Pirsuyan November 10, 2020

Hissing Snake

When two gay men are having sex and as one of the men is about to insert his penis into the others ass the one recieving farts really hard on the head of the others cock and it makes a hissing noise.

"Greg and I were about to engage in butt-sex but he pulled off the Hissing Snake."

by -Dyllan June 15, 2008

Hisbitch

A girl who goes around hooking up with guys who have no idea who she is. This girl constantly hooks up with guys and everyone knows when she has

"Are you serious, that's like the sixth guy this week"

"Ya, she's such a hisbitch"

by Griffs93 April 18, 2009

Hissing Cockroach

When you violently spit on someone's penis then give them a handjob.

My mom gave me a hissing cockroach and it's the best feeling i've had in my life!

by Retarded Horse April 24, 2016

Histing

Murdering of dog groomer

Susie was a bitch so I histing her

by Obana September 4, 2019