Historic Crush

To like or have strong feelings for someone for a really, really long time.

"So Amber you're friends with Kyle?"
"Yea, why?"
"Tiffany has had a Historic Crush on him since like 3rd grade, maybe you can introduce them?"

by UES_queen14 June 12, 2019

Historical fiction

Historical fiction

When people claim things that are historically incorrect. Example: Palestinian people existed before the 1960s, which is historical fiction.

by anonymous June 4, 2024

Historical Materialism

Euphemism among the homosexual community to refer to "doing it like it's the 1800s". Not just limited to sexual positions, but also to how a gay couple (or moresome) might refer to themselves. Similar to roommates with benefits.

"Hey baby, I think we should think about historical materialism for our relationship. My parents are super religious."

by assssssssssddddddddddddddf May 30, 2024

historical depression

historical depression is the learning and educational system of history and its great old uselessness and how with history and if u look back on the past in the present all you know is to not to repeat in the future.

im gonna kill myself due to historical depression

by Hagshdnfvdjala April 17, 2022

historic crush

An obviously unrequited love for a historical figure.

My co-workers hooked up because he looks like Abraham Lincoln, her historic crush.

by RwjKnowsStuff January 16, 2017

Historic Meme

The old, legendary memes that started the entire meme culture. Original memes, but older. The foundation of all meme.

Guy 1: dude i just found a meme
Guy 2: what was it?
Guy 1: Kilroy was here, it was scrabbled in my locker
Guy 2: you just found a historic meme, my friend

by Unsanitairy Sibling Murderer September 18, 2016

Historical Atheist

A person who does not believe in history; i.e. One would need a time machine to convince this person that something really happened

Guy 1: Man, I hate having to memorize dates of the Civil War. And how does Ms. Johnson know that these events happened on these specific days?
Guy 2: Since when are you a historical atheist?

by gooberdude2 April 14, 2015