HKnocker

A Bracelet of the sort, that someone wares until a Cretan event occurs as defined by the warier, and if the bracelet falls off before the event happens, then its not meant to happen the event, if not, then the Bracelet is met to be removed as soon as posable when the event happens, or as soon as you can get it removed, also the Bracelet MUST be made of a material that IS biodegradable such as cotton or rope-like substances.

"my HKnocker bracelet fell off, looks like ill never get into Harvard.."

by LifeGiver February 28, 2009

Hobknocker

A hobknocker is what you say when you’re about to take a fat shit in the toilet.

I’m about to take a hobknocker in my bathroom, so be prepared.

by Takingafatshit January 11, 2020

hobknocker

penis face.

all you americans are hobknockers

by thesisterofabadgirl April 13, 2009

Hobknocker

One who messes with ones other's private

Also a molester

There's a rumor that he's a hobknocker; just went up to that girl and...

by CRSII June 20, 2010

hobknocker

chick who gives blow jobs to random guys

that girl is a hobknocker, ask anyone here.

by handcock jones April 16, 2009

hogknocker

Someone who chokes people to death with his dick

That hogknocker killed my sister

by Niko Romero November 29, 2013

Hobknocker

1. A person that engages in sexual activities with animals

2. Someone who masturbates in public

3. A person that frequently grabs other peoples genitalia

Hobknockers are usually men

1. Nick is such a hobknocker, he is dating his dog.

2. Jack was being a hobknocker in school today, it was so gross!

3. Sarah grabbed his junk! What a hobknocker!

by CubbyBunie666 August 27, 2014