Heris

Heris
Heris is a nice person. She's funny smart beautiful and the coolest and most amazing girl you'll ever meet. If you are ever lucky enough to date one you should never let her go. The reason being that that they are very rare and one of a kind. Side effects of being near her include uncontrollable happiness a distinct feeling of being unworthy and or undeserving of her company and a disbelief that someone this amazing could even exist.
mom : - hey you should be like Heris,she's like perfect :3

mom : - hey you should be like Heris,she's like perfect :3

by meowunicorn February 8, 2014

nig heist

A parody punk band primarily made up of Black Flag roadies led by "Mugger" (Steve Corbin). Band members often performed in sex shop-based costumes or even naked. The music (and taunting of the crowd) intended to be as insulting, crude and vulgar as possible -- including references to the previous night's homosexual acts or requests to see the genitalia of the females in the audience. Corbin claims to have arrived at the band name based on a friend of his who would steal his cigarettes to the cry of "Nig heist!"

Nig Heist often opened for Black Flag

by etafatdik June 20, 2008

helisexual

A person sexually attracted to helicopters.

"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." Said by the famous helisexual, Guuse.

by EvolvingEevee February 10, 2017

hemisexual

Someone being sexually attracted to Hemi V8's.

Jeff: "Ahh bro, that hemi sound tho!"

Shane: "Sexy as fuck!"

Jeff: "I think I'm hemisexual."

by lolflooredxd November 29, 2016

heished up

To closed, shut, or raise up. Also can mean up high.

Her booty is heished up.
Heishe that window, its cold outside.

by Trickymule August 8, 2022

Feeling Heisenbergy

The inexplicable sensation a man feels to shave his head and grow a goatee after watching a particularly riveting episode of "Breaking Bad," often a season finale. Common side effects include lying, a desire to build a large meth empire, and being an overall dick.

Joe: Nate, what's up with the shaved head and goatee?
Nate: Dude, Joe, I just finished season 4 of "Breaking Bad" and I'm feeling super Heisenbergy.
Joe: I see. Why are you talking about meth all the time?
Nate: Feeling Heisenbergy!

by skinnyclear January 15, 2014

The great egg heist

A well thought out plan on how to steel a single raw egg and then spike it in the toilet causing the toilet to explode and or eggsplode.

hey Doug I’m bored let’s find a way to get that raw egg past daddio so we can start The great egg heist

by Doug eggs April 24, 2020