Hemolingus

The act of orally stimulating another person's hemorrhoids. Very popular amongst homosexual men.

Connor & Andre partook in a fierce session of hemolingus.

by I like coffee March 30, 2008

Hobgoblin

The technical term for high school theater kids that you want to strangle.

Ty: "What the fuck are you staring at?"
Lauren: "Those fucking hobgoblins are back at it singing the music man again."

by hoedado July 10, 2016

Hobgoblin

A nasty person that has swampass.

Joe: “Oh! There’s Alex.”
John: “That mans is just a hobgoblin with a crusty butt.”

by TheSwampassMonster November 20, 2019

hobgoblin

The name for a complex anthurium hybrid being sold by Jay Vaninni(A. luxurians x A. dressleri) x A. dressleri. Despite variation in traits among seedlings, this name has been added to justify charging $2000 each for this small plant.

It would be a shame if Marvel were to sue Jay Vannini for copyright infringement for using their character name hobgoblin to boost his product sale.

by trunks forbes July 26, 2022

HobGoblin

A fucking gay faggot piece of human waste named Christos. Aussie trash the rides dirtbikes with his homosexual group of friends where they all removed the seats and replaced them with 10in monster-sized dildos. You can ususally find him fumbling baddies at all times of the day and when he gives up he will passionately make out with his mates for the remainder of the night.

My hobgoblin friend should drink bleach.

by ihateaussies September 30, 2023