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second helpings

When you take a shit and recognize the food contents so you just grab it right out of the toilet and eat the meal a second time
I had refried bean and corn burritos for lunch and then had second helpings after dinner.
by Bi-racial-Latino June 7, 2016
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helring

Narthalion is only a puppet for the great Helring who controls the deposed pothead.
by supreme inquisitor April 19, 2008
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Van Helsing

A greasy person who often wears the same clothes for weeks in a row and smells of body odor from anywhere from 0 to 100 yards away. Acne is also very prominant on their face...and by prominant i mean there is no regular skin. They may also run cross country for a high school in cargo pants and knock-off, wal-mart brand timberland boots.
Nathan: "Hey there goes Van Helsing in them same god damn clothes"!
Adam:"Yeah i smelled his ass before he walked in the cafeteria with those Wal-Mart boots and cargo shorts on".
by Adam Berry January 28, 2007
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helping hand

When you know you're too intoxicated to urinate without totally missing the toilet. So you call your girlfriend into the bathroom and have her hold your penis as you urinate.
Don't worry man I didn't make a mess in your bathroom I had Sarah come give me a helping hand.
by The Covered Wagon Cougar March 31, 2009
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Joe Biden might be helping our cause

UD Jews, I’m talking to you

Soon the rest of you will be easier to control

The end is near
by Death Menace June 9, 2022
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herzing

People with this last name get all the girls
I wish I was as good with the ladies as herzing
by Big cocktail 69 March 14, 2017
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Holzinger

1. Excessive anal seepage 2. The act commonly known as sharting oneself without knowledge of the act 3. Peasant class citizens originating from Massachusetts.
1. The meds I am on gave me a nasty holzinger. 2. Everyone around the king could smell his Holzinger. 3. Those Holzinger’s should learn to take a bath.
by Le Muavais Garçon December 20, 2017
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