A nickname for the body-hugging little black deathsuit impregnated with mushroom spores to hasten one’s decomposition.
Upon my death I plan for my body to be placed into the ground, sans casket, in a simple suit I call the mushroom helper.
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A person who grows up, and you know they had to wear a helmet, even for the smallest of tasks, such as going to the fridge for a glass of water.
I can't believe they screwed up my order again at that drive-thru, that guy must have been a real helmet child.
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Helper's Syndrome caused Sanna to call my ex's "psychos" after I broke up. My girls aren't "psychos."
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Get the Are you trying to help me grow a beard mug.The infested rectum of a dead camel, where legions of undying techs are forced to provide support to the brainless masses. There only reprive being the mute button and the occasional 'actual' retard calling up providing entertainment
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