heimo

When you need a wipe but don't have to shit, which is caused by having a dirty asshole.

There are three possible causes for the need:

1. You haven't wiped sufficiently
2. Your butt crack is sweaty
3. You made a fart poop

It is different than swamp ass as heimowing aims at easing discomfort in the internal butt crack, while swamp ass has this aim but for the external buttcrack; Heimowing is when you go for the good stuff.

Friend 1: Hey guys I'm just gonna run to the bathroom quickly. I'll be back in a few.
Friend 2: U taking a piss or crap?
Friend 1: Neither, I just need to heimo.

by rubentejada September 13, 2017

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Heioingi

The phrase Jormungandr says while he forcefully shoves a brick sized hammer five inches into your fucking torso completely fracturing your fucking ribcage which depletes all your stamina and leaves you completely exposed to a viking crackhead.

Warden: Im on full stamina time to attack.
Jormungandr: HEIOINGI
Warden: Where the fuck did it all go.

by ShlongusWongus August 28, 2020

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Taylor Heinicke

Taylor Heinicke is the GOAT of football. Plays for the greatest NFL team ever. The football team is goin to the super bowl with him.

Taylor Heinicke didn’t throw an interception to Trevon Diggs

by Washington Football November 25, 2021

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jerkin-gerkin-heimer

Adolescent boy who has pictures of naked women on his bedroom walls.

Man, that kid with the nudy posters is such a jerkin-gerkin-heimer. gerkin-heimergerkin heimer

by rbnightmare May 18, 2009

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Heidi

When you find a really rare or unique friend; One of a kind person.

I found a total Heidi recently! It's great!

by shaneseyyy March 4, 2009

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Heidi

A girl who is nothing but caring, giving, honest and beautiful. She attracts a few haters because they are jealous of her supreme godliness and beauty. They can only wish they were half the person she is.

I wish I were more like Heidi

by RRB2009 February 7, 2010

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