Happy Heavenly Birthday

What pity-seeking, depressed, and usually obese people post on social media to notify their “friends” that it would have been their dead relative’s birthday. Realistically, these are made to seek likes, because that is the equivalent to having friends in today’s sad, sad society. These posts also are designed to trigger the automatic response of their “friends” to comment the typical “so sorry for your loss” and similar “happy birthday to your dead relative”.

Happy heavenly birthday great great grandma, you would have been 168 today :(

“Yeah you never met her, know nothing about her, and furthermore, she can’t see this post”

SO WHAT??? GIVE ME PITY!!!!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 April 4, 2023

Heavenly Gargle

After you nut in some bitch's mouth, and she is on her knees sucking your dick, you reach around her head and grab the back of her hair and yank her head so she is looking up into the heavens. Then you make that bitch gargle your load!! If she doesn't gargle then you smack a HO!!!

While John just gets done busting in Sarah's mouth he grabs her hair then yanks her head and says, "Ready for the Heavenly Gargle? Gargle that shit! (SMACK!!) Bitch I said Gargle!!!"

by Insane V April 8, 2004

Heavenly Sword

When a pedofile priest is in confession with a favourite altar boy, he masturbates until he's ready to launch his load, busts through the lattice seperation and proceeds to douse the boy with his holy water.

Timmy sat in his confessional, pouring out his sins when suddenly Father Mike burst into his booth and cleansed Timmy's soul with his Heavenly Sword.

by rebel13459 October 1, 2007

Dirty heavenly

When the sex feels amazing but you know it's some realnasty shit. Like fucking someone who hasnt showered.

Guy: "Babe I need you right now."
Girl: " I haven't showered in 3 days though."
Guy: "Come on I don't care "
Girl: " Okayyy."
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Guy: "Yeah this dirty heavenly pussy all mine!"

by Himbo Baggins April 15, 2020

heavenlylay

oi oi, so tired at d mo, soz i eint written on dis fing 4 time, soz!!! yeh i bin gettin a lot better of l8ly, not 100% but i am gettin a lot betta, wot u bin up 2 of l8ly? apart from buggin me, lol onllllllllllly jokin, how iz my lil gyal chloe??? CHLOE U MISSIN ME! U BEST BE!!! lol, tell ur mum i said ello ello, anywayz chat 2 u on msn now, nite nite

by Alan October 20, 2003

heavenlylay

DIs is my second attempt 2 write bac!! Last 1 4 sum reason neva came up!? Ive bin fine!! Glad 2 hear u feeling much beta! And u no u dnt av 2 lie about nuffin 2 me!! Aint gonna change da way i see u! Miss u! x

by nobody baby* October 28, 2003

Heavenly Brock

A girl who isn't perfect, but has a nice ass and is a total babe. She gets most of the guys, but she can be a complete bitch to the other girls and is slut that blows every guy she can get with. She has a new guy every week, she gets them to fall for her, then breaks their hearts. She is a heartbreaker and doesn't care because the next day, it will be someone new.

Nick: Ooo, damn! That girl's looking fine!
Jacob: She's such a Heavenly Brock!

by robbiglow97 June 11, 2011