Headamonopolopolis

1) A religion meaning you don't give or receive head.
2) A defense for when ugly people ask if they can eat you out/suck you and if you will eat you out/suck you.

I'm sorry I can't give you head/eat you out because I am a faithful member of headamonopolopolis.

by Riley sexyyyy December 24, 2007

Headfaked

Being tricked by someone in such a way that in the end, you look very stupid

Did you see Ben headfake the shit out of Bryan over there!!
Bryan must've felt like a complete idiot!
He got REALLY Headfaked

by BOSSnigguh August 16, 2010

Headbangy

When you’re listening to music and you want to headbang.

A: bro I’m listening to music rn but it’s 2:00 am

B: oh cool so you can fall asleep?
A: fuck no! I’m listening to some headbangy shit!

B: gotcha

by Kibble3 May 29, 2020

Footy headache

An imiginary illness one makes up to avoid socialising with his friends.

Jake - “Hey Ben.... wanna go out for a drink tonight?”

Ben - “can’t the boys. I have footy headache.... my head is throbbing from playing footy.”
Jake - “again? Is that even a thing?”
Ben - “yeh”
Jake - “no worries bro.”

by Snakekss11 June 14, 2019

Pee pee poo poo headass

A phrase that is usually said on Twitter in reply to tweets containing the words, “pp” or “pee”.

Origin is unknown

“That made my pp tingle XD”

“Pee pee poo poo headass”

by BarfBelly77 September 4, 2019

Sharpie Headache

Headache caused by using sharpies in close proximity to your face. also known as sharpie high or contact high.
Also caused by sniffing sharpie fumes on purpose.

Person 1: Ugh, I have a sharpie headache
Person 2: how'd you manage that?
Person 1: I got too close to the page when I was drawing with the sharpie
Person 2: oh, that's smart

by jadefyre's freedom April 20, 2009

headbang

1.) To vigorously nod your head up and down.

2.) To quickly roll your head around to make your long greasy hair swirl about you.

3.) A type of body movement which can cause permanent brain damage.

Nirvana's videos feature headbanging.

by Sarah November 16, 2003