headless hotdog

what i am. i have no head.

i am a headless hotdog

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

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Headless Barbie

Skinny necked child’s doll who has lost her head (and part of her sole) up her captors backdoor.

Headless Barbie has her revenge as Kev sits down gingerly. Barbies ponytail is caught on Buzz Lightyears foot preventing a smooth extraction.

A medical spokesman said ‘we’re baffled by the number of items in the patients orifice & urged him to move to softer items if he is unable to stop stuffing things in his anus’

by TWSS TWHS February 15, 2023

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Headless horseman

Something that accidentally went free on November 15 2023

1: yoooo did you hear headless horseman was free?
2: really? I should have gotten it

by omgwhatiswhy November 17, 2023

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Headless

adj) to be stupid; synonym of any word meaning dumb
noun) to have no head, literally

p1: did you see that guy try to kickflip a motorcycle?
p2: yeah, what a headless idiot

p1: have you heard of the headless horseman
p2: yeah i suppose he's pretty scary

by koksukcer June 3, 2021

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Roblox Headless

If you bought Roblox Headless, you either are a 13 Year old brat, or a 8 year old brat on his ipad or laptop, sweating in roblox Da Hood, or E-dating, Neither way, if you bought this. You wasted 31,000 Robux, or in real life money, 387.12$
Please don't buy headless, go buy some dominoes pizzas with it instead, or go get some expensive dinner at some restaurant. Or go spend it on getting some lays potato chips.

guywhogetsnofemales-"I bought Roblox Headless!"

System error, you attracted no females lmao no one cares if you got headless you wasted almost 400$ bro

by somerandomnameiguess November 21, 2022

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