This is a euphemism for the state in which someone is in need of a bowel movement, i.e. that feeling that you need to take a crap.
by Brian Rooker October 24, 2006
by Suburbanz71 January 8, 2018
v. What occurs when two Jewish individuals meet on Jdate or similar dating website and decide to move in together after an inordinately short period of dating, much in the fashion of lesbians (see also to U-Haul).
by B. Porter January 30, 2009
by gaston collazo September 16, 2007
by CharredRemains July 3, 2014
Getting his ashleys hauled : verb, past tense
To have engaged in discreet adulterous affair via dating site.
To have engaged in discreet adulterous affair via dating site.
His unsuspecting wife encountered his ad on AshleyMadison.com where he'd registered to have his ashleys hauled discreetly.
by stevemarvin November 26, 2010
by Graphicfuzionz July 4, 2013