A city of about 22,000 twenty miles outside of St Paul. Full of helicopter moms who think the sun rises and sets out of their children's asses. Also has a substantial number of kids who think they're country because they live a mile ouside of town on a 3 acre lot with a pool, drive some POS 89 Silverado, and sport the Confederate flag. Close enough to the rest of the Twin Cities to have some sprawly growth on the edges of town, yet isolated enough to still be able to support some weird patrimonial hierarchies, socially, economically, etc. City and it's residents seem to reject the idea of assimilation into the Greater Twin Cities area, wanting to keep it's small town feel (which is okay) and it's closed minded ideals (not okay).
A: Me and my family live in Hastings, MN.
B: So you pretty much do whatever Michele Bachmann says then, huh?
A: Obv.
B: So you pretty much do whatever Michele Bachmann says then, huh?
A: Obv.
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Its a punching game that consist of two people taking turns at punching the other. This game is played until one of them give up, and you can only give up on your turn. You can not give up before they get their punch on you. This game can be played on any part of the body but you have to pick only one, and you are not allowed to hit anywhere other that spot. The game is preferably played in the arm,face,chest, or stomach. you keep playing until your opponent gives up, and you cant take any breaks. This game was made to show dominance, courage, and the ability to take a hit. This game is usually played with two males but it's allowed to be played by any gender. The winner is considered the most dominance in taking a hit.
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